I dream of the day sempai notices me

Hi, my name is Emily; known as MakeAWish on MCL. I like to spend my time regretting a username I thought up when I was twelve.

[deadtoortles-deactivated2012123]

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

[wewillavenge-it]

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

[ch-cago]

glasses

[laaprisonnieree-deactivated2017]

Here’s to strong women. may we know them. may we be them. may we raise them. - Unknown

[sickfuture]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Cyborg realness

[brimstonegarden]

Hey you got a portable charger, my arms dead.

[memeguy-com]

Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

[abessinier]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-  the Bielefeld Conspiracy

[squirrelofdoom]

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

[official-berlin-deactivated2017]

the oldest yet biggest german meme

[hopeforbrighter]

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[existentialfuck-blog]

what a beautiful person

[flying-mexicans-deactivated2014]

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

[zbeok]

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

[velisaure]

my love for this post reaches no limits

[pnfpn]

“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

[k8katbloggity]

But what if half your ocs are softys and not made for fighting?

[combinecremator]

dating sim

[clonedroids]

this post changed the game

[nebuvoid]

but with a dating the ocs need a balanced personality and backstory

[fullpraxisnow]

#AfterSeptember11 trended on Twitter today. So real. White supremacy manifests in so many sinister ways. These tweets paint a vivid picture.

[coffeestainedx]

David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979  [x]

[chaos--themralds]

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

[reaperfromtheabyss]

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

[opossumbyknight]

my 4yo sister is 100% the best ally bc she just calls me “The Wizard” and she Will Not Let Anyone use my birthname. if anyone says it within her range of hearing she just looks at them and repeats “wizard? Wizard? WIZARD? WIZARD?” until they just give in and say it bc who the fuck is gonna argue with a 4yo.

[ironicallynyas]

I need this kid in my life

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[beben-eleben]

[lady-ainwen]

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

Isador & Ida Straus

The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.

When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.

A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

[suzie-guru]

Another few bits of trivia: 

Both were Jewish, and Isidor was one of the co-owners of Macy’s. 

The maid, Ellen Bird, went to their family to return the fur coat, specifically to their eldest daughter, Sara Straus Hess. She was gently refused, with Sara telling Ellen that Ida had given her the coat and she should keep it.

When her husband urged her to get into a boat, Ida told him “We have lived together for many years. Where you go, I go.”Her words were witnessed by those already in Lifeboat No. 8 as well as many others who were on the boat deck at the time. Eyewitnesses described the scene as a “most remarkable exhibition of love and devotion.”

Long story short, there should absolutely be a movie about them. 

[blackcatarts]

I hope this is the quality content you followed for

[fenvincible]

How to talk to short people.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

[draumboosky]

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

[swedebeast]

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

[draumboosky]

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

[une-petite-souris]