Mclovin616

[redavexat]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

put me back in the oven i am NOT done baking

[mclovin616]

Oof someone should’ve let them cook more. Look how flat this joke is, just kind of a deflated pink blob, yeh?

[prinnay]

facet knight

[mclovin616]

Beautiful art, but it looks like a combination of the one bitch from my life as a teenage robot and ghirahim from LOZ skyward sword IMO, still really cool design though.

[assassin1513]

✨The Golden Key ✨Arts by billelis ✨ gifs made by me :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*manifests in your bedroom and pours water on u* dehydrated dumbass

[mclovin616]

Try me, I’ll trap you in my nearly emptied gallon water bottle and slurp you through the drink hole you pale red concoction of water and corn starch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Windcatchers are fascinating.

Also called wind towers and wind scoops, windcatchers have been used in North Africa and the Middle East for thousands of years to provide natural ventilation & passive cooling. They fell out of popularity after the introduction of HVAC systems, but are now experiencing a revival because they’re so practical and cost-effective. Here’s how they work:

Not only are they an engineering masterpiece–they’re gorgeous

Windcatchers rely on local weather instead of the electric grid, making them affordable, reliable, and eco-friendly. they’re a terrific example of how vernacular and traditional architecture is often more suited to its environment–and more livable–than modern polite architecture. 

[mclovin616]

Gaud I just love uncontrolled humidity and insects freely coming into my house as they please. Or am I missing something here?

[lierdumoa]

To my friends on the spectrum, let me explain to you an unspoken social rule that possibly nobody has ever explained to you before

Keep reading

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but have you seen Crabeater Seal teeth?

here’s the seal

here’s the teeth

[lntails]

Best part. Best part.

They don’t eat crabs. They’re fucked up looking teeth are like that so these babies can get their real food. Krill! Those nasty looking comb like structures let these guys filter feed. Still wouldn’t piss one off tho. Would be unpleasant.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are teeth on their TEETH and you’re telling me it’s for krill????

[mclovin616]

It’s for the krill of the hunt

[pukicho]

Honestly if I was slippery I’d slide around everywhere like a penguin until my head hit a wall too fast due to lack of friction

[ibuki-fangirl-deactivated202102]

I… I don’t know how to react to this post you made…

[pukicho]

You don’t need to react, you don’t even need to accept, you simply need to watch as I oil myself up, slide down nob hill, SF, gain too much momentum and die breaking my neck against a brick wall

[mclovin616]

News tonight: pukicho going into a wall head first at breakneck pace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud. Gaud, you can’t… *sigh* I was gonna drink that…

[mclovin616]

Here comes the straw

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

All of a sudden it’s possible for disabled people to work from home.

All of a sudden it’s possible for elderly people to have designated, assisted shopping hours.

All of a sudden the internet is a utility.

All of a sudden we realize that we can live without watching LeBron James bounce a ball for a few weeks, but minimum wage retail and food service and grocery workers are indispensable to the function of our society.

Interesting.

[dancing-coyote]

All of a sudden e-learning is widely possible

All of a sudden UBI is being seriously considered

All of a sudden data caps and roaming charges vanish

All of a sudden gas prices plummet

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[ironbite4]

Weird no?

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

[arachnofiend]

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

[dramatically-existing]

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

[shyocean]

I'm fucking using this.

[a-fools-stone]

I also recomend using:

my bloodline ends with me. instead of “im not having kids”

Many have tried to court me and failed, instead of “im single”

How does it go traveller? as a gender nuetral way greeting

my family history is huanted by monsters as a quick way to summerise a problem/mental illness that negatively affecting you

and like a whole lot more ive forgotten

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a post apocalyptic world but instead of the mad max nonsense basic bros are in love with, most of us just join farming communities

[mclovin616]

Gaud, do you mean Fallout 4?

[pukicho]

I dont even care about your Lamborghini

[mclovin616]

Would you like a ride in it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Lion puns! Go!

[done-did-a-chaos-deactivated202]

This is going to be a roaring success 

[lesbian-hollyleaf]

Idk, I’m not really feline it

[mclovin616]

You’re really Leo-ning on ya for these aren’t ya?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

happy april fools i’ll be honest, I’m just going to rick roll you.

This is a link to Rick Asterley’s pop hit Never Gonna Give You Up. If you click this link, the song Never Gonna Give You Up will play. There you have it.

Bye now have a lovely april.