Living it Up

💃 All panic no disco 💃

[dismemberedlemon]

Andrew can't hear the word 'amazing' without immediately looking to see if Neil is still there

[mcmilkan]

Just did a what aftg character are you quiz and got RIKO FUCKING MORIYAMA I’m going to kms.

[themoonandmyman]

getting so hard I’m gonna faint at the thought of some player chirping Ilya post coming out but it’s specifically targeted at Ilya’s mother (irina foundation being common knowledge) and for once, Ilya doesn’t have a comeback- he’s in a slump, he’s depressed, he’s feeling raw, and he freezes- just long enough for Shane to glide up, drop his gloves and punch the guy in the face so hard he knocks him out cold <3 that’s Shane’s man you’re talkin to <3

[lexicanons]

Married Hollanov decided to do an ad campaign together and they chose Peloton to be the first one. They sit down with the Peloton team and they’re throwing out ideas for the commercial when Ilya cuts in with an idea of his own. As Ilya talks, Shane realizes Ilya is describing the night in the gym all those years ago. The Peloton people love it. They’ll need to work in some other aspects but they go with Ilya’s general idea. The commercial comes out and it opens up on a shot of Shane pedaling on the bike. Ilya joins him a moment later, not before running his hand along Shane’s lower back. They pedal hard on their respective bikes. That turns into running on a treadmill which turns into shadow boxing which turns into other exercises to show off all of the Peloton features before they end up on the floor facing each other, sharing a water bottle and smiling at each other as the Peloton label fills the screen. Shane and Ilya watch the commercial and then decide to read the comments:

‘I didn’t know Peloton was a porn company now’

‘So if I get a Peloton I’ll get a hot husband? He’ll just appear beside me?’

‘You ever look at two people and just know they’re freaks?’

‘Did you see how Ilya mouthed ‘more’ to Shane when he was drinking??’

‘The hand on Shane’s back, helping him stretch during the Yoga part, oh I know Ilya tore Shane up after that shoot.’

[mcmilkan]

Figured I would bring this to The Hell-site

Would you press the red button or the blue button?

Red

Blue

Voting ended onMay 27

Dilemma explained in tags!

[evil-twink-reg]

reject jkr canon embrace hornkus binglefuck

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[mcmilkan]

Neil josten:

[jordiipordii]

In another lifetime Andrew would have done all of Aaron’s physical fitness tests for him in high school and Aaron would have taken the tests he [Andrew] hated most for him and that’s lovely

[benevolenterrancy]

life as a pre-med student is hard enough without your brother's asshole boyfriend touching your notes. Neil better count his fucking days because as soon as mid-terms are over his ass is grass

[mistykaru]

i feel like i’ve seen a few posts that mention something like this and idk i wanted a cat again

[rantabtaftg]

Andreil participating in a "Denying their relationship" competition but Abby and David are already there

[moonwcters]

first in my bloodline to procrastinate rereading gay sports mafia

[rantabtaftg]

Aaron tried being the brother Andrew didn't want to have while Andrew tried being the mother Aaron didn't get to have.

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[dj-crack]

I still think this is an insane reblog to like ratio

[carrotdotjpeg]

rip andrew minyard you'd hate please please please by sabrina carpenter

[schnuspi]

"Neil wanted a gun."

ok bbgrl let me give you one really quick