[georgeismyprincess]

my understanding of the "carcar" ship is just the "welcome home cheater" meme and it goes both ways

[loveridden1999]

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[slovensko]

nikako rne bi mogel biti kapitan na ladji. vsak dan bi ga bluzil a la tretji poročnik ..... prevrni kozolec lol

[translatingpostsinfrench]

buff3tdeviand3

je pourrai sjamais être le capitaine d'un navire. tous les jours jdirais genre troisième lieutenant ...... fait un backflip lol

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[robcham]

DIY>AI

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[picatchu]

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

[wholesome-animal-images]

[theonion]

Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would teach viewers about shapes and colors. “At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Sudeikis, who explained that going in this direction “just felt natural” given the Apple TV series’ fan base.

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[inchidentofftrack]

ALEX ALBON GRAND SLAM @ ZANDVOORT INCOMING!!!!!!!!

[44prop]

i don’t know … in a world of boring rich guys getting married i think im on the side of the guy doing coke on a yacht

[honeyfaer]

fave dynamic is platonic but somethings weird with it (the weird part is an insanely deep level of devotion, trust and understanding, as well as narrative importance that is not typically allowed for platonic relationships in media, making the portrayal feel unique and queer in nature. typically best served as m+f)

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[rpfofficial]

mutual. listen to me. grips your bicep uncomfortably tight. i need you to unfollow that blog that i don't like