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[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[slovensko]

Življenje je lahko lepo, nikoli ne izgubite upanja

Ne pa ni jaz sem jo prvi našel in je nemoreš imeti Kdor prvi najde prvi melje intudi nimam nič ničesar na celem svetu sploh več tako da mi mogoče lahko pustiš čikca vsaj

[the-muppet-joker]

They found me in the Forest

Before I tasted Fear

My father was my Mother

My mother was a Deer

Her legs were sharp and Angled

Her teeth were long and Red

She raised me as a Hunter

To shoot her in the Head

She hates me for my Softness

She snarls at my Fur

My mother's always Taunting

That I'm half a Man as her

I feel her track my Movements

Through the crosshairs of her Gun

I should be my Father's Daughter

But I'm My Mother's Son

[slovensko]

Našli so me v gozdu,

ko gozd je bil še zèlen,

moj oče bil je mama

in mama bila je jelen.

Noge tanke, ostre,

zobje kot sukan dim,

vzgojila me je v lovca,

ki naj jo ustrelim.

Sovraži mojo mehkost,

moj kožuh ni ji všeč.

Da dvakrat bolj je moški

kot jaz bom, mi pove.

Na muhi me ima,

karkoli naredim,

očeta bila bi hči,

pa sem le mamin sin.

[the-muppet-joker]

They raised me in the Circus

Before I was a Noun

My mother was my Father

My father was a Clown

He wore a pretty Costume

And danced in purple Smoke

My father was my Mother

But only as a Joke

He taught me Shattered Mirrors

And Painting Your Grotesque

And how to Laughing With Them

At Aching In Your Chest

I cannot be a person

Just Schadenfreude Fodder

I long to be my mother's son

But I'm my Father's Daughter

[slovensko]

Dali so me v cirkus,

velik lučkast čoln.

Mama bila je oče

in oče bil je klovn.

Imel je lep kostum

za cirkusantski ples,

moj oče bil je mama,

a vedno le kot hec.

Naučil me je o zrcalih,

naličit spaki ksiht

in da se z njimi smeješ,

ko v prsih te boli.

Nisem niti človek,

le, čemur se smeji,

bil bi mamin sin,

a sem očeta hči.

[oze250]

Et joyeux 14 juillet

[slovensko]

včeraj. mladci. rajši grejo na JAPONSKI ekspo. raje kot praznovat dan državnosti. naše tako lepe in ponosne dežele. yaoije. ja, prav ste me slišali. yaoije. 25. junij, dan državnosti naše veličastne domovine. tega dne kupujejo yaoije.

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[slovensko]

mimogrede, to imam v mislih, ko rečem, da se nekdo "smadko smejka"

[yokowan]

kind of incredible how many last legs you can end up having if you're desperate. I'm like a millipede out here

[slovensko]

kar neverjetno kako dolgo lahko dihaš na škrge, če si obupan. Sem že prava mala ribica

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[lumsel]

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

[slovensko]

ena mojih najljubših stvari v kitajski literaturi je, kadar ima tipček ženo, ki je zelo očitno duh/demon/lisičje bitje, samo da on pač tega ne vidi. berem zgodbo, kjer modela spet in spet aretirajo, ker njegova žena konstantno s čarovnijo krade stvari iz zaklenjenih škatel in mu jih potem podarja, in kadarkoli mu kdo reče ej, model, mislim, da je tvoja žena malo čudna, jo gre vprašat in ona reče ampak sem dobesedno normalna. tako da gre on nazaj k prvemu in reče dobesedno je normalna

#hešteg Verjemimo ženskam #feminizem

[whitepeopletwitter]

No bless yous for Giacomo?

[slovensko]

Izmed mulčkov, ki sem jih učil, je bil moj najljubši nek štiriletni Italijanček. Enkrat je kihnil in ker ni nihče rekel ničesar, je vprašal: "kaj? Brez nazdravjev za Giacomota?"

[tomb-mold]

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

[slovensko]

moj mrakobni značaj in temačna nrav. moja prepirljiva in nevšečna bit

[swagophile]

My bad tgats just my creature. Yea its going to kill you now. But isnt it an aweaome crearure. Dude. Compliment my creature.

[slovensko]

Aja, sori, tole je samo moja kreatura. Zdaj te bo fentala, ja. Ampak a ni špnoska krearura. Brt. Pohvali mojo kreaturo.

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[slovensko]

pistacija, popolnoma zaprta v svojo luščino, je prestrašena in osamljena – kot rudar, ujet pod zemljo. na vsak način jo moraš osvoboditi. teci po atovo motorko v garažo

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[slovensko]

Z glasom natakarice v manjšem mestu: Goga? Joj, ne, ne, tole je g-Ô-ga, s širokim o. Marsikdo zameša. Ne, ne, nobenega dogodka pri nas, samo malo mestece smo. *se ji obraz omrači* Seveda je tudi pri nas zadušljivo ... No, nekaj se mora zgoditi ... Nič se še ni vžgalo, ampak ... Kmalu, prepričana sem, da bo kmalu.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

[slovensko]

v svetu pošasti jejo grozdni sladoled, samo da mu pravijo GROZNI SLABOLED. le ena mnogih zanimivih kulturnih razlikic

[kata4a]

higgledly piggledy english is rather less easily suited to dactyls in verse

though, I'll admit the assortment of feet the "iambic" tradition permits is...diverse

[slovensko]

sveta nebesa, slovenščino stresa, preveč jo napreza daktilova peza

moram priznati, da jambe pisati slovenščini bolje ustreza

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[slovensko]

Všeč mi je izraz, da nekam "pičiš". tako se ti mudi, da izvajaš čebelje manevre

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[slovensko]

atek mora s težkim srcem povedati muckici, da rabiva gospodinjstvo z dvema dohodkoma, če hočeva preživeti

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[slovensko]

Madona, tako sem lačna, da bi požrla v- *se živčno ozrem okrog sebe, da preverim, če je slučajno kje v moji bližini Lojze, govoreči vol* fjuf. No, tako sem lačna, da bi lahko ubila in požrla svojega prijatelja Lojzeta