mogoče bolj priredba kot prevod

translating posts to Slovenian!🇸🇮 z in j: z - ekspert za sleng, ker dejansko govori z ljudmi. j - bolj na rime in to.

[memorycycle]

my pet millimeter has been blown away by a gust of wind forever

[slovensko]

moj domači milimeter je pravkar za vedno odpihnil piš vetra

[papayajuan2019]

Translator's Note: I love you.

[slovensko]

op. pr.: rad te imam.

[fellshish]

may i offer you an egg in this frying time

[slovensko]

ti smem ponuditi kozarček ta boljšega v teh težkih čašah

[frontseatpocket]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on thesaurus dot com

[slovensko]

"nikoli te ni v Cirkusu" okej, no, tebe ni pa nikoli na franu pika si

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[slovensko]

tipček, ki ima res rad kajzerice: hmmm ... zakajzerca se tega ne spomnim dobro ...

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[slovensko]

obožujem kašo. malo kašice ni še nikomur škodilo. Razen če si v njej. S tem se pa ni za hecat.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i am crawling hands raw and knees bloody towards a terrible idea and every body is trying to stop me. and when i get there i am going to do it. that is my promise

[slovensko]

spraskanih rok in okrvavljenih kolen se plazim proti obupni ideji in vsi me skušajo ustaviti. in ko prispem na cilj, ne bom okleval. prisežem

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[slovensko]

Lep pozdrav. Uganeš, koliko sem zaslužil lani? 23,75 €. Sem analitik investicijskega bančništva v majhnem podjetju, ukvarjam se z združitvami in pridobitvami. Diplomca sem naredil na Univerzi v Mariboru, eni najprestižnejših izobraževalnih ustanov v državi. Zaradi dodatkov zaslužim včasih še več. Mi zavidaš? Večina ljudi na Tumblrju je ponavadi brezposelnih ali pa so hodili na filofaks in so revni.

23,75 €?

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[slovensko]

Žal mi je, da so ti starši dali ime Ciril ☹ Jaz bi ti dal boljše ime

Klical bi te Piranske sanje

ciril-bankee

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[slovensko]

Jaz, ki skušam očarati dekle na zmenku z izkazom svoje brezmejne skromnosti: Naročil bi eno samo samcato drobtinico, prosim.

Natakarica, ki si zapisuje moje naročilo: Predrznost pa taka! Ne drznete si zgolj samohvale pod krinko ponižnosti, v svojem naročilu se poslužite še najbolj dekadentnega jezikovnih presežkov – istorečja!

Moje dekle, ki je do nedavna mislilo, da je "istorečje" sinonim za sotočje, in je ob spoznanju svoje napake nadoknadilo z branjem članka na Wikipediji: temu bi se pravilneje reklo "besedno preobilje".

Urednik, ki sem ga najel, da mi ureja objave, in ki se ima za nekakšnega spletkarskega dvornega svétnika: Vaša gnada, šala jim uhaja izpod nadzora. Jedru peša učinkovitost, ko preostanek šale zaide v vse bolj njim prikrojen meta humor. Če bi bilo na meni, vaša milost, pa seveda ni, bi se znebil ostalih in pustil sebe kot edinega podpornega junaka. Vaše blagorodje ne potrebujejo nikogar drugega ...

Moja kartica: Zavrnjena

[ves-ljubi-junij]

XD

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[slovensko]

Jaz, ki skušam očarati dekle na zmenku z izkazom svoje brezmejne skromnosti: Naročil bi eno samo samcato drobtinico, prosim.

Natakarica, ki si zapisuje moje naročilo: Predrznost pa taka! Ne drznete si zgolj samohvale pod krinko ponižnosti, v svojem naročilu se poslužite še najbolj dekadentnega jezikovnih presežkov – istorečja!

Moje dekle, ki je do nedavna mislilo, da je "istorečje" sinonim za sotočje, in je ob spoznanju svoje napake nadoknadilo z branjem članka na Wikipediji: temu bi se pravilneje reklo "besedno preobilje".

Urednik, ki sem ga najel, da mi ureja objave, in ki se ima za nekakšnega spletkarskega dvornega svétnika: Vaša gnada, šala jim uhaja izpod nadzora. Jedru peša učinkovitost, ko preostanek šale zaide v vse bolj njim prikrojen meta humor. Če bi bilo na meni, vaša milost, pa seveda ni, bi se znebil ostalih in pustil sebe kot edinega podpornega junaka. Vaše blagorodje ne potrebujejo nikogar drugega ...

Moja kartica: Zavrnjena

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[slovensko]

Razmišljam, zakaj bi kit (velik) jedel plankton (majhen), in potem se spomnim na riž (njami)

[slovensko]

XDD

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[slovensko]

Razmišljam, zakaj bi kit (velik) jedel plankton (majhen), in potem se spomnim na riž (njami)

[butchniqabi]

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[slovensko]

ravbarske službe v moji regiji. ravbarske službe v moji regiji brez izkušenj. najboljši ravbarski vzkliki. kaj je bolje "sprazni žepe" ali "denar v malho". ravbar razgovor za službo vprašanja. ravbar začetna plača. kje najbolje delati kot ravbar. a se splača delati na ravbarkomandi reddit. ravbar stabilnost službe. kako preprečiti izgorelost kot ravbar.

[tornprince]

One thing about getting a job after months of being stuck in my house is I forgot how frequently people just talk about counting calories and starving themselves and stuff. Fucked up....I'm eating cookies and ice cream and slapping my bellyyyyyyy

[slovensko]

Par mesecev sem bil samo v hiši in zdaj imam službo, pozabil sem, kako pogosto ljudje govorijo, kako štejejo kalorije in stradajo in to. Ful kriza .... Jaz jem piškote in sladoled in se ploskam po bušijuuuuuuu

[goslinggf]

i feel like i'm going Italian

[goslinggf]

*insane

[slovensko]

Počutim se, kot da sem z mesta

*zmešan

[eggl-rd]

sitting outside saw a dude in a dark blue jacket and black pants jog past my house nd a few minutes later a woman wearing the same exact outfit and same hair color comes back from that direction jogging past again #trasngener ?

[slovensko]

sedel zunaj, videl tipa v temno modri jakni in črnih hlačah, kako teče mimo moje hiše, n par minut kasneje pride ženska v točno istih oblekah in z isto barvo las iz njegove smeri in spet teče mimo mene #transpolnost ?