“I wasn’t sure what to get you.”
“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”
“Wake up! It’s Christmas!”
“It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”
“Can you help me untangle these lights?”
“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”
“I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”
“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”
“You cannot do what you did last year.”
“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”
“Can I put the tree topper on this year?”
“I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”
“Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”
“Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”
“That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”
“I’d rather be someplace warm.”
“I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”
“Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”
“None of these Christmas lights work.”
“I slipped and fell on the ice.”
“I’m not any good at ice skating.”
“Here, you can wear my gloves.”