I'm not crazy, i'm just mentally spicy

whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else aslo i like Percy Jackson (when i say that i mean the entire Riordanverse), Greek Mythology, Epic the musical and The hunger games +Jenna Ortega

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Hazel: How do I get revenge on my enemies?

Frank: the best way to get revenge is letting go and moving on

Hazel: ...

Hazel: Piper, how do i-

Piper: Brick

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Will: To be honest Percy... you're kind of an over-texter

Percy: What? No way!

Jason: Oh so you don't remember 97 messages to the group chat in the span of 5 minutes?

Nico: My phone vibrated itself off the table. I thought it was committing suicide

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HELP I FOUND AN ARTICLE AND IT SAID THERE WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER PERCY JACKSON SERIES BUT IT'S GONNA BE ABOUT PIPER AND RICK IS GONNA GIVE HER LOT'S OF TRAUMA THAT WE DON'T KNOW YET AND WE GET TO FIND MORE ABOUT SHEL AND WHY PIPER MOVED ON SO QUICKLY I WOULD SO PAY TO SEE THAT

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Prim: since the last hunger games, somethings is different. I can see it

Katniss: What can you see?

Prim: Peeta is hotter

Katniss: ...

Francis L: stick to the script Willow

Prim: Hope. I mean Hope

fyi Willow is the girl who plays Prim and Francis L is is the guy who directed the hunger games

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Katniss: it's your first year Prim, you only have 1 name in, they aren't going to pick you

Effie: PRIMROSE EVERDEEN

Katniss: oof

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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!

Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia

Percy Jackson fans: I wanna go to Camp half-blood

Hunger Games fans: No thanks, I'm good

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Apollo: According to all know laws of physics, A dragon should not be able to turn into a suitcase.

Leo: The dragon of course, turns into a suitcase anyways, because dragons and Leo do not care about what humans and gods think

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Looking at the stars

Annabeth; it's so beautiful

Percy: woah...

Percy: I just think...

Annabeth: What?

Percy: Never mind, it's stupid

Annabeth: Tell me?

Percy: No, it's stupid

Annabeth: Come on! I wanna know what you were gonna say!

Percy: Are you sure?

Annabeth: I guarantee that nothing you could say on a night like this could be stupid

Percy: I just think Kangaroos look like giant mice

Annabeth: Guarantee revoked

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Annabeth: Are any of you straight?

Nico:

Piper:

Will:

Jason:

Jason: *Slowly raises his hand*

Leo * Grabs Jason's hand, interlocks fingers and pulls Jason's hand down

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On a walk

Annabeth: It's so cold

Percy: Here have my jacket

Piper: I also feel pretty cold

Jason: Well damn Pipes It's not like I can control the weather or something

Piper:

Jason:

Jason

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RICK RIORDAN

YOU FUCKING TROLL

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Jason: you can't make everyone like you, you're not Piper

Leo, confused: Not many people like Piper

Jason: Who doesn't

Leo: what?

Jason: *slams fist on table* Names. Now. Give me names

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Piper: *struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels* i don't think heels are for me

Leo: *Eating a taco and walking FLAWLESSLY in sparkly golden 10 inch heels* WEAK

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Gods playing Scrabble

Dionysus: I will put my "A" down to make "A"

Artemis: I will add to your "A" and make "AT"

Apollo: I will add to your "AT" and make "RAT"

Athena: I will add to your "RAT" and make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

Zeus: *flips table*

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Epic, Thunder saga

Siren, disguised as Penelope: Didn't you miss me?

Odysseus: I did...

Odysseus: *pulls out a bow and arrow* but my aim is gettin better

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Aphrodite: Daddy, can you please pass me the salt?

Zeus, Poseidon, Ares, Hephaestus, Hermes and Dionysus all reach for the salt: yeah

Zeus: what?

Aphrodite, sweating: You know what, never mind

Aphrodite: A-Apollo can you please pass me the salt?