For This I Fangirl

Allison. Fandom trash, basically.

[tu-surak]

Was scrolling on blankindexcards ’s blog a while back and saw this, thought it was great

[mcspirk-alert-blog]

Friend: [cant find me in a crowd] This calls for drastic measures.

Friend: [uses hands as a megaphone] SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER. TH--

Me: [comes out of nowhere] THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION, TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS. TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

Friend: There they are.

[mcspirk-alert-blog]

Merlin: fifty years ago, i lost my dear husband Arthur to the Battle of Camlann and the shores of Avalon

Arthur (from the other side of the room): QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

Merlin: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

[punksteves]

U.N.C.L.E.

[mcspirk-alert-blog]

teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?

me: the bourgeois

teacher: what

me: what

karl marx: nice

[bu0nanotte]

I am so sorry.

inspired by this post

[vulcankisseshuman]

Star Trek TOS - Otherwise known as Kirk’s Ass and Spock’s Sass

[kaiidth]

t'hell'ya

jim kirk to an annoyed spock, probably (via snugglyspock)

[acting-captains-log]

[insp.]

[mcspirk-alert-blog]

Spock: Captain, this plan violates several Starfleet regulations.

Jim: ✓ read 10:46pm

[mcspirk-alert-blog]

american college students: man college is so expensive

college students from literally every else: college is free for us

american college students: ... okay... that sounds fake but okay...

[mickeyandcompany]

Disney movies + working titles/original titles

[mydollyaviana]

Actually love these titles esp. The Bear and the Bow

[witcheponine-blog]

twenty minutes into revolution and chill and he gives you this look

[jameskirke]

thrusters on full.

[spock-idic]

He’s SOOO gorgeous from absolutely ANY perspective that every shot with him turns into a professional photo shoot 8-)

[cupcakelogic]

she is still learning

[emowesanderson]

pros of having a vagina:

no one knows when you are turned on

cons of having a vagina

your underwear knows youre turned on and so do you for the rest of the day

you have to use a mirror when you think something is wrong with it

chunks of your uterus coming out

bleeding

more bleeding

CRAMPS

when you think youre done bleeding but youre not

[botanical-validity]

Jesus fucking christ thank god I have a dick……..