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[depsidase]

[solisbury]

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

GOD FUCKING BLESS

[flork-of-cows-official]

Hey Flork, if you are looking for a way to fund your billboard idea, I have a solution:

A kidney typically sells anywhere between $100,000 - $200,000 on the black market.

Between the guy that runs the Tumblr blog and your SVA talents, you have 9 kidneys you can sell while still maintaining Vtubing output. You might be able to sell more than 9 if Ali's species has additional kidneys.

That is an expected value of $900,000 - $1,800,000 funds for your billboard advertising campaign.

The average cost of a billboard in Dallas Texas is around $2,500 and $3,500 per month.

Lowballing your Vtuber kidney sales and assuming you purchase the more expensive billboards in Texas, you can purchase 257 billboards for a month or 21 billboards for a full year.

Let me know if you are ready to move forward with this plan. I know a guy who can harvest and sell the kidneys for you, while I can handle the subduing and transportation of the current kidney storage units.

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[iminthetunnels]

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[cringecorp]

[ooliecat]

the guy who talks and the girl who doesn't

[girldraki]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[pokeninjager-ghost-art]

First artfight attack of the year :D Drew Carousel who belongs to @catmask

[inatcats]

Pallas' Cat (Otocolobus manul)

Observed by kratzra, CC BY-NC

[monstermonger]

School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)

by Sir Edward Burne-Jones

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[da-riya]

[shivers-sketches]

The tadc / simpsons crossover that no one asked for

Kofi