Shay 🍉

she left town but i'm the one who ran away

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GOOD FUCKING GOD HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

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New season 6 teaser!

[swordbride]

@odekirk it does now

[bobodenkirkisgay]

he is literally so fucking funny

[cammiesoldblog-deactivated20221]

This is exactly how working retail feels.

[treecitysessions]

Me when I was a hostess and also heavily addicted to meth. & the custies would come in for takeout, but halfway thru taking their order I would remember I was on meth . And then I’d be WAY too busy (forcing myself to breathe blink etc. manually) to hear or process what they were saying

[bobodenkirkisgay]

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thats alls he got

[jasper-dixon]

alls he’s got is five bucks, kim~ (world’s biggest himbo)

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remember when Walt went in front of the entire school and told them that plane crash tragedy actually wasn't that bad? I just randomly thought about it and it sent me into the longest fit of laughter. like that is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

[queermasculine]

smoking is bad. unless yuo do it for gay sex reasons. then its good

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accidentally ate 1 pound of spinach artichoke dip with a large bag of doritos and you would not BELIEVE the consequences i am suffering through

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Genuinely hate customers with every fiber of my being. Because wdym you come literally 30 minutes before closing and make not one but two separate orders each worth about $60 AND ask for it all fresh when theres only two people working right now and a whole entire line of cars behind you and THEN have the nerve to complain to my boss the next day that everything wasn't perfect. Me and my cook were doing the best we could under circumstances and stupid greedy ass customers are willing for us to lose our jobs because your burgers weren't exactly how you dreamed. Mind you we literally don't have any air conditioning in that store at all. I ran around like I was crazy to make sure everything was fresh while still taking orders and bagging food. So to go and whine to my boss about it is just crazy. I genuinely genuinely hate people.

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Working in fast food is so weird. Today we had to fire one of our best workers because she tased her boyfriend in the parking lot

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me trying to keep track of who i'm mutuals with

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SLDJSJSFKJDSJHFJSDJ

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happy Pride month 🏳️‍🌈

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Im tired of working and working and working and still somehow not having money

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when the person I've been on 3 dates with asks if I snore so they "won't be surprised in the future"... I dont think im mature enough to date because why would you ask me something so damn stupid?

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I ate a soft serve margarita 4 days ago and haven't stopped shitting since

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would you rather settle for someone or have someone settle for you?

settle for someone

settle for you

Voting ended onMay 25

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I just love asking dumb questions sometimes <3

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would you rather settle for someone or have someone settle for you?

settle for someone

settle for you

Voting ended onMay 25