Shay 🍉

she left town but i'm the one who ran away

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GOOD FUCKING GOD HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

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When my friend said she's more in a relationship with me than her own boyfriend....

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Rhea Seehorn and Bob Odenkirk

(x)

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Men ruin everything. How do you turn a mention about my roast that I'm cooking into wanting to fuck the shit out of me?!

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went to the bar and got sleepy drunk instead of fun outgoing drunk 💔

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guys what's a good budget friendly meal you can eat on for a few days

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would you stick with a 9 month situationship?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 24

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Kinda wanna break it off kinda don't give af enough to consider it anything kinda love the non commitment of it all

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would you stick with a 9 month situationship?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 24

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vibrators charging snacks in the cabinet liquor in the freezer freshly showered I have today and tomorrow off... life is worth living

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my weird ass coworker telling me how she's getting a train ran on her by 6 guys in the woods at 4:15am this morning

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I wonder how it went

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my weird ass coworker telling me how she's getting a train ran on her by 6 guys in the woods at 4:15am this morning

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ate two whole steaks in one sitting today. not sure what my problem was

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Haven't had a soda all day I could genuinely commit an act of violence right now

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4 years since fun and games. An episode where no fun was had and no games were played.

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I know I complain a lot but I just wanna say I really did have a great birthday. I'm so proud of myself for making it this far and I just love the people in my life so much. My cousin bought me not one but two white Russians. My childhood bestie posted me. My mom got me a bunch of gifts. My brother and sister in law bought me a cake. My niece made me a squishy. My mean ass little brother made me a cake. My dad gave me money. My grandma made me shrimp pasta because she knows shrimp is my favorite food. I really love my life 😊

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAYYYYYYY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY SHAY BIRTHDAY ERA YAYYYYYYYY 🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳

THANK YOU MY HEARTTTTT

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! this might be a bit early but i dont want to forget. i hope you enjoy your white russian

Thank youuuuuu 😘😘😘😘 I enjoyed her very much!