[catchymemes]

[crazy-brazilian]

[kushblazer666]

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[postnuclearophelia]

everyday is like good morning arent u terrified you’ll never make it

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[cryptotheism]

do you have an opinion on

I can take it off

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[spirallingstarcases]

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks

[spirallingstarcases]

don’t do this.

[spirallingstarcases]

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks

[spirallingstarcases]

don’t do this.

[spirallingstarcases]

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks

[spirallingstarcases]

don’t do this.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

nothing would prepare you for this

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[obi-waankenobi]

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

[ingridverse]

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

[sniperct]

[pointnclick]

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[markvomit]

Mark Vomit (2020)

[dragkingandreweldritch]

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Mark Vomit appears to be what Banksy wishes he was