Hyperfixation Station

Stella (she/they) training to be your weird professor Also at: @fenharel-apologist94 | @i-cant-believe-its-not-aloy

[midnight-coffee94]

About Me

Stella (she/they), 30s

I can also be found at:

Tea Crimes Against Solas @fenharel-apologist94 (Dragon Age)

It's Baloy @i-cant-believe-its-not-aloy (Horizon)

Fics

Not Another Dragon Age Fanfic (20 chapters · 108,747 words · complete* · Isekai) Kieran finds himself suddenly transported to Thedas, and vows to keep a close eye on the Dread Wolf to stop him from betraying them once again. As he finds out, a 'close eye' unfortunately means actually being close - and it doesn't help that the game's timeline is changing, either. Lots of pining, sprinkle of yearning, some funky Time-bending, and a frequently flustered Solas. *marked "complete" despite cliffhanger due to upcoming sequel! :) Tea Leaves and Sweet Dreams (6 chapters · 28,355 words · on-going · modern AU) There are four things Kieran knows about Solas: (1) He’s Professor Flemeth’s infamously irritable and reclusive TA, and tears his essays to shreds (2) He’s Kieran’s new labmate in one of the most difficult academic programs in Ferelden, under the supervision of one of the most mysterious professors alive (3) Solas hates point (2) (4) Solas hates tea When Solas makes his disdain for Kieran clear, Kieran decides to fight fire with tea. Will Solas survive this tea war? Will Kieran find the one tea Solas can tolerate? Is there more brewing beneath the surface that neither of them want to confront? (The answer is yes.)

[importantcatpics]

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[midnight-coffee94]

thanks for still following me despite the everything

[cadaverpilled]

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

[wintersnails]

assigning Scully to the X-files was the funniest thing the US government ever did because imagine you send this logical, rule-following scientist to spy on the Basement Weirdo but instead they fall in love and soul-bond so intensely that it’s actually a legitimate threat to national security. all the super-important super-evil government conspiracies are at risk because you (the US government) accidentally pulled the best matchmaking job in history and now they’re so in love and oh shit they’re breaking into another top-secret facility, they’re discovering evidence of another war crime, they’re gazing longingly into each other’s eyes next to a crashed ufo and it’s all your fucking fault

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[moosekleenex]

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[senshienjoyer]

I love Dunmeshi for a lot of reasons, but the constant pro-eating/pro-food themes have actually drastically improved my lifestyle. Every time they encounter a problem they sit down for a meal. It's beautiful. Senshi never gets offended by Marcille's "complaining" or snaps at her that she'll have to "get used to it". He just does his best to make it enjoyable for her anyway. Same with Izustumi for the most part. She does have to eat things she doesn't like sometimes, but he never yells at her for being stubborn or gets angry even when she's hurtful, he just searches for a solution. (see the changeling dumpling scene)

Dunmeshi is pro-food and anti-bullying 'picky' eaters. Also the main character is so autistic and such a creature. I love it so much.

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[annaleigh]

It's been 5 YEARS since I first made these FMA charms!

I now bring to you a long overdue redo of the designs, now available for charms preorder! Stickers are available immediately.

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

[midnight-coffee94]

if this post gets one note I'll post my weed poem

[midnight-coffee94]

excellent yippee here it is :3

The Angel's Share

I once learned that when whiskey

is distilled, the portion that evaporates

is called the angel's share—

—I laugh now as I flick the last

of my blunt into the ashtray,

the angel's share, I say to myself

leaving behind the roach

for whatever it's worth to the angel.

How much of life does an angel share?

Well, according to whiskey: as much

as it takes to make a damn fine drink.

[midnight-coffee94]

unironically excited to move back to the uk bc i hate the sun

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit