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[thatqueerchoirkid]

Important stuff:

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#sheepy shitposts

#sheepy talks personal

#sheepy talks serious

#sheepy talks school

Main sideblogs:

@biggestgrianfan (hermitcraft sideblog)

@helpithinkimobsessed​ (owl house sideblog)

@avidjojowatcher (jojo sideblog)

@colesclay (anne with an e sideblog)

@thisqueerchoirkid (unthemed sideblog)

eret woah hi (this is a link)

Fanart

original ^

@minte-pie drew that ^

@jenuinelyjesstadummi drew that ^

@l-art-stuff-l drew that ^

@believe-with-milk made those two ^

@joyfultimetravelbanana made those two ^

@djs-main-blog drew those two ^

@genzdraws drew that ^

@eyemoths drew that ^

@comas-are-for-sleeping made that ^ (dogboy arc, i’m a sheep, sheepdog) (so funny) (lol haha) (not clickbait) (sussy imposter) (amogus) (why am i like this) (gone wrong)

@fear-ze-queer made that ^

@in-my-heart-of-princely-hearts added a pirate hat onto @eyemoths ‘s original drawing because of a funny ask, i’m now captain puffy (totally real) (super funny) (gone wrong) (no clickbait) (i am cpt puffy) (100%)

@spaceolmenthusiast drew that ^ it’s me meeting friend hhhhhh

@waflbio​ drew those ^ its adorable isn’t it

an anon drew that ^ its so cute

@its-that-guy-again​ drew those ^ theyre so ugly and terrifying i love it

@riot-kitty​ drew that ^ love it

YALL ARE SO COOL :’]]] ILOVE THE ART SO MUCHH HH GSJKDGNFBUIKLKGJSDNKL MAKES ME HAPPYYY DFJNKGSK ACTULLY THOUGH :DDD FGDJNKSDFJKSDGS EEE

[bug-mp3]

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[gatsblergh]

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

[gatsblergh]

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[thememedaddy]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[sahonithereadwolf]

And this, children, is why you can't replace translation work with AI

[yellow-cat]

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

[beemovieerotica]

adults love seeing a small child or teenager who is so visibly anxious and uncertain of themselves and quiet so they can tell them "HEY!! 👹 YOU BETTER GET SOME CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW! 🗣 AND SPEAK UP! 🤬 YEAH YOU! 👊 SHY KID 💥 EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS SHY KID 👈 WHO I'M GOING TO FIX 🙏 WITH THE POWER OF LOUD !!! 😤 YOU'D BEST BELIEVE IT! 😱 NOW SHOUT, SHY KID!!! 🤯 SHOUT AT ME!!! 👽 HUUAAHH&HHH 🗯 NOW TEAR ASUNDER THE HUSK OF YOUR FORMER SELF ☠️ YEAH RIGHT NOW 👇 WHY DON'T YOU FEEL CONFIDENT 💣 I AM GIVING YOU THE CURE" and the shy kid has to pretend like this isn't the millionth time they've had this exact conversation

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[moniquill]

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

[hc-svnt-dracones]

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

[pendragyn]

ancient Egyptian robes

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

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[marlynnofmany]

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

[tieras]

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

[deliciouswastelandgoddess]

The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

[assessthatdress]

[starlight-shadowbanned]

This is a tallit (a Jewish garment worn during prayer):

It can also be pulled up over the head, like the great kilt:

This is what it looks like spread out (it’s being used a wedding canopy in this photo):

There is another version called the tallit katan (small tallit) which is for everyday wear, under clothes, and it’s got a hole for the wearer’s head:

The man on the left is wearing it over his shirt but under his vest, and the man on the right is wearing it under his shirt:

Here’s what it looks like spread out:

They can have different colors and patterns. Here’s a contemporary big tallit with a tree design, and a historical tallit katan from Italy:

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[scramratz]

I really don’t like how the general public treats people with dwarfism

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you're like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future