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theyāre dumbasses, brent
i like to imagine these two as the twin demons of lanling
Still trying to come to terms with the fact I'll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world
Love Nie Huaisang and Lan Wangjiās wildly different reactions to their brothersā taking a holy oath of fratrimony.
Nie Huaisang: Excellent, bonus brothers! I expect backdated birthday presents for the last 19 years (a payment plan is also acceptable). I am now unafraid to cry on you in public.Ā
Lan Wangji: Iāve never heard of Jin Guangyao before in my life. Do not presume to know me. Do not look at me. Nie Mingjue can stay but heās on thin ice.Ā Ā
āDo not accept Xichenās invitations to go to Gusu.ā
Jin Guangyao blinked politely at Nie Mingjue to stall for time.Ā Was this some sort of slight?Ā Some attempt to seed a break between himself and Lan Xichen?Ā Er-ge had looked so happy when Jin Guangyao promised he would come to visit in a months time.
āDa-geā¦Er-ge is my sworn brother, of course I should visit him at his home.ā
āYou really shouldnāt.ā
āBut he has specifically invited me and I have already accepted.ā Jin Guangyao let a softly mournful dip fall into his voice.Ā āIf you donāt trust me with Er-ge alone, Iām sure he would love to have you visit as well.ā
Lan Xichen might love it, but Jin Guangyou would certainly not.Ā Keeping the peace had to come first though, so he feigned a winning smile up at his eldest sworn brother.
Nie Mingjue sniffed derisively however.Ā āFine.Ā Donāt say I didnāt do my duty by you and give a warning.ā
Pinning a smile on his face, Jin Guangyaoās mind turned furiously as he bowed to Nie Mingjueās already retreating back.
What had he meant by it?
**
A month later, Jin Guangyao landed in the Cloud Recesses, trying to disguise how humiliatingly winded he was from the flight - his cultivation not fine enough to have easily kept up with his own guards.
Within minutes, he felt a chill up his spine.
Barely restraining the urge to whip in the direction the feeling came from, Jin Guangyao agreed to Lan Xichenās offer to dinner and casually glanced to the side.
Lan Wangji stood like a stone pillar in the archway leading to a steep staircase.
Their eyes met and Jin Guangyao jolted in surprise as the man immediately began making his way over.Ā Sweat gathered on his palms and the space between his fingers as the man bore down on them with a distinctly wrathful tension to his stride.
āLan er-gongzhi, how good to see you.ā Jin Guangyao bowed.
Lan Wangji silently bowed in return, gaze fixed over Jin Guangyaoās shoulder before he looked directly at his brother.Ā āXiongxhang.ā
āWangji.ā Lan Xichenās face bloomed in a smile, his voice softening with a warmth and affection Jin Guangyao had only ever heard directed toward Lan Wangji.Ā āI didnāt know you would be back today.ā
āMn.Ā The night hunt was easier than expected.ā
A carefully banked ember of pride made Lan Xichenās chest puff up slightly, but he only nodded in acknowledgement.Ā
āA-Yao and I were about to have dinner, would you join us?ā
āOf course.ā
It was the most tense dinner of Jin Guangyaoās life.
Lan Xichen happily chatted away.
Lan Wangji spoke sparingly, just enough to keep Lan Xichen speaking, and otherwise stared at the blank walk with the same half vacant intensity of a cat.Ā
Jin Guangyao continually fought the urge to follow his line of sight again.Ā There was nothing there but wall.Ā He also learned to perfect his appearance of calm as, each time Lan Xichen called out for his attention with a soft āA-Yaoā, Lan Wangjiās eyes would shift and focus, and suddenly Jin Guangyao was fixed under a look of icy venom.
The rest of his weeklong stay was the same.
Lan Wangji, appearing as suddenly and silently as a phantom phasing through a wall, almost mutely interjecting himself into Lan Xichenās orbit, and giving Jin Guangyao a perpetual cold-sweat every time he looked at him.Ā He never said anything.Ā Never made a threatening motion.Ā And yetā¦Jin Guangyao found himself having difficulty sleeping - a watching heaviness lingering in the air keeping him too alert to relax.Ā A new kind of paranoia came over him on the third day, when he told himself he was being silly thinking someone was watching him, he was in the heart of the Cloud Recesses, in the Sect Leaders private garden with only the man himself for company, then turned and found Lan Wangji standing half-camouflaged with the snow.
Watching.
Heād expected to want to linger at Lan Xichenās side, but after a week, Jin Guangyao had to fight not to run away from the Cloud Recesses.
**
He stopped in Lanling only to rest, then carried on to Qinghe.
Nie Mingjue recived him immediately.
āDa-geā¦ahā¦.Lan Wangjiā¦.ā
āI thought he would grow out of it,ā Nie Mingjue offered with enough sympathy his voice almost sounded gentle.Ā āIt only got worse as he aged though.ā
āā¦I see.ā
āDonāt go to Gusu.ā Nie MIngjue told him sagely.Ā āNot without a Discussion Conference to excuse your being there.ā
āRight.ā
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NO. I AM NOT FINE.
@graveformydarling May I please offer these photos for your Trophy Husband Fighter au:
They made me think of your AU so much!!
BounPrem for Long Khong The Series
zee still emotionally coping from that sceneĀ
Iām quite fascinated by the character of King in My Engineer. Because heās an excellent student and he gets along well with his family but at the same time, he prefers to spend time alone with his plants rather than with people, he doesnāt say ādadā or āfatherā butĀ āyour husbandā when he talks to his mother, he has the self-preservation instincts of a lemming, up to and including keeping quiet about having a fever. On the one hand, he seems so well-adjusted, on the other hand, heās such a mess. I wonder what makes him tick. And why he has nightmares, like he told Ram.Ā
Bohn asking Duen to move in with him was a major WTF moment for me.
Like buddy this guy wonāt let you kiss him, wait fuck that wonāt even let you hold his hand, and you think he will move in with you?!??
Itās actually kinda fucking sad, like I feel sympathy for bohn because although he is a possessive/jealous prick sometimes, itās because other than the flowers he gets nothing back from duen. NOTHING. like of course heās going to go from 0 to 100, because he feels no security in their relationship.
Duen asks bohn āwhereās the trust?ā after one of bohnās jealous outbursts, and I get it it would be frustrating for bohn to have gone off again, but itās because you almost deliberately make bohn insecure. Bohn seems like the kind of guy to at least need some verbal reassurance (and maybe to some extent physical reassurance as well, like if Duen would actually show any sign of affection for him he would probably chill the fuck out) and while we kind of see Duen do this, itās only ever when they are alone and itās never backed up by any actual actions that show Duen means what heās saying. Thatās gotta fuck with you, even just a little bit man.
Might be controversial but this is why I feel sorry for bohn the most, like he is doing the most to get dust in return.