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[purupurupikopuyo]

now that’s the kinda news i wanna hear

[binch100-deactivated20210320]

i made my cat listen to the audio clip in from the article + he loved it

[kedreeva]

I called my skittish kitty, Aislynn, into the bedroom and up onto the bed next to me, and I played the Cozmo’s Air for her. No reaction. But she’s my “suckler” kitty, who does nursing paws and drools on stuff when she is happy. So I put on Rusty’s Ballad instead. And she stopped moving, just staring at me like she’d found god. Then she closed her eyes. I played it again and she carefully laid down with her head near the speaker of my laptop. I paid for and downloaded the whole song immediately and halfway through playing the full song, my other cat came into the room and stared at the computer like she had also found god, and now they are both laying near me listening with their eyes slitted and their ears ticking.

[ihaveseenthefuture]

what would we do without scientists

[ashes-acedia]

Sigyn’s reaction, guys

[amorphousblob]

CAT OWNING FRIENDS CAT OWNING FRIENDS PLEASE PLAY THIS FOR THE TINIES

[goodbye-horses-blog1]

humanilk

play this for grill

[garr9988]

@prof-draco

[fonzworthcutlass]

Everybody has a gay cousin

[heysawbones]

A Proud Moment.

I don’t have a degree in eating blocks of cream cheese, which sucks because I’m sure it would add a lot of value to my CV. (Instead, I have “lying, poorly”. Does that count?). 

I did eat a block of cream cheese once, though. I remember it fondly, because it was one of the proudest moments of my life. This probably says a lot about me, though god only knows what.

I used to be part of a youth group, which is to say, yes, I was part of a church once. I was the “youth leader”, which is the church’s way of saying, “you are the only person in the youth group who doesn’t roll your eyes at us, when we talk to you.” What they did not know is that - aside from not actually being terribly religious - I had made the youth minister my sworn enemy.

He was a weird guy. Very young; not too bright, frankly. Had a goatee, because the law requires all youth ministers to have goatees. It’s true. Look it up. He told us that Mormons owned Pepsi-Cola, and that The Gay Agenda created yaoi to recruit young men, the latter of which “fact” was really, really funny. A lot of the things he did were not so funny. Once, we went to a nursing home, where he decided to jump up and down in the elevator. He knew, of course, that I had an elevator phobia. I asked him to stop. He began sing-screaming, LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN as he jumped. A chaperone asked him to stop, couldn’t he see I was afraid? I backed into the corner and crouched there, clinging to the railing. That was the day he became more than just a moron. That was the day I decided I would make his youth-group life a hell.

Most of the time, all I had to do was ask real questions about the Bible, and then ask him questions about his answers, and so on and so forth until he ran out of excuses, or said something deeply embarrassing. One day, he was trying to explain why it was still totally okay for parents to stone their kids to death for disobeying. He was flustered; inarticulate. I pulled a room-temperature block of Philadelphia cream cheese. He watched me unwrap it as he rambled on. I took a bite. I locked eyes. I did not look away. I ate in silence. There was confusion written all over his features. His sentences tumbled apart into further incoherence, and faded away. He was afraid. 

I cherish that moment. 

[catbuttcat]

Why am I laughing so hard??

[tortle-deactivated20160430]

I had to read this out loud I can’t breathe

[ohcorny]

found it

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[robbiexsportacus]

[bkdk]

straight girls who fetishize gay boys and straight boys who fetishize gay girls are ultimately canceled. no take backs.

[bkdk]

due to popular demand, all straights are canceled.

[redpilldispenser-deactivated201]

[amishsicario]

Show us the birth certificate Donald

[tombstonettromboners]

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

[difficult]

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

I can’t go on without you

[difficult]

Luving u

[buckysarsenal-deactivated201912]

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[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

“look at this highlight”

[maxofs2d]

[neptunes-booty]

that’s almost too cruel almost

[dduane]

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

[trollprincess]

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

[film-bones]

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

[queerist]

Vicious. I love it.

[theyjustloveme]

Please retweet until she is found!

[overpricedvodka]

TX Lawmaker Wants To Force Schools To Out LGBT Students To Parents

Teachers Could Face Discipline For Failing To Disclose Info To Parents

Texas tea party state Sen. Konni Burton (pictured with Sen. Ted Cruz) has filed legislation that would effectively require public school employees to out LGBT students to their parents.

Under Burton’s Senate Bill 242, teachers and other school employees who fail to disclose a student’s sexual orientation or gender identity to parents could face discipline, even if the student requests that the information be withheld.

(cont. NCRM)

I loved Open House at the beginning of the school year.  My parents are funny, I always made a good impression on my teachers, and bringing my funny parents to meet my teachers who were just so impressed by my manners always put a little skip in my step as a bonafide teacher’s pet and Mama’s boy  

So, I had no reason to believe my English teacher during one particular Open House would basically ruin my life for the foreseeable future.  After telling my mom what a great kid I was and how much she loved my writing, she took a hushed tone and asked my mom if she could speak with her privately.  I didn’t actually get to hear the conversation where she told my mother that there were rumors I might be a homosexual, but I did get to hear the conversation on the way home where my mom asked me if I wanted to die of AIDS and burn in Hell.  

I heard variations of that conversation until I went to boarding school and the last variation I heard was on my mom’s birthday when she said all she wanted in the form of a gift was to know that I had given up my homosexual demons and come back to the Lord.  By then I was in my 20s, living in NYC, and financially independent, but the first time she railed at me, I was barely into my teens, living under their roof, and sitting beside her in church every Saturday (culty Seventh Day Adventists).  So, I tried to commit suicide a few times to escape her judgement every day.  Luckily I was unsuccessful, but a teacher with misplaced concern basically almost killed me.

This bill is going to kill a lot of kids if it passes.  If you live in Texas, write whoever you can.  Save our kids.

[titleknown]

Reblogging because holy shit this is absolutely disgusting and we need to stop it.

[san-salvador-bitch-deactivated2]

GUYS THIS IS HORRIBLE

[europhobics]

While as I hear American media is currently still busy obsessing over the contrived tactical Trump hysteria, Japan is right on the verge of another catastrophe after a 7.3 earthquake near Fukushima just now.

[chaoflaka]

Pray for Japan….

[no-chill-at-all]

[norsferatu]

don’t talk to me unless you’re a ‘real villain’

don’t talk to me unless you’ve ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero

definitely don’t even look at me if you’ve never tried a  d i s g u i s e

[sportaflopofficial-deactivated2]

Reasons that I am Rotten Robbie in Disguise

• Dislikes exercise • Dislikes people who tell me to exercise • Dislikes health food • Dislikes people who tell me to eat health food • Would eat sugar with a spoon if it wouldn’t kill my teeth • Eats garbage on a daily basis • Petty • Enjoys jumping to conclusions due to minor inconveniences • Killer fashion sense • Not straight

[furypaladin-deactivated20220429]

reblog if you’d invite robbie rotten to your b’day

scroll past if ur MEAN