Mean Goats

My work is derivative and I know it. And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it).

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You psychopath

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-See, despite what you heard, Hell sucks, it's not fun. Yes, there are water slides, but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs. -There's no dinosaurs?

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Good morning, sluts

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RIP Chanel #2

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What fresh hell is this?

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My name is Chanel Oberlin, and I am the queen of Kappa Kappa Tau.

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What am I supposed to do, apologize? 

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I'm sorry, did I enter a wormhole to a universe where this coffeehouse does not possess the technology to heat my favorite autumnal tradition to 210 degrees? 

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I guarantee all those newbies will run screaming into the night and go pledge some other sorority.

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You're so confident without being mean.

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Let's try something darker

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Do you even know who sings this?

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Grool

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120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

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Is butter a carb?