On John winning after being $2,000 in the hole:
Alex: Alex and Marty, the same thing could happen to you! Or not.
2/8/18
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On John winning after being $2,000 in the hole:
Alex: Alex and Marty, the same thing could happen to you! Or not.
2/8/18
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek
After all 3 contestants are dead silent throughout football category:
Alex: If you guys ring in and get this right [pause] I. Will. Die.
2/2/18
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Alex: It’s sher-BET. Not sher-BERT.
Austin: I’m from New York. That’s how we say it.
10/4/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy #Trebek #Clapback
On his school’s annual sofa race (couches on wheels):
Alex: Taxpayers pay for this, huh?
Eduardo: No. We’re a private school.
8/29/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy #Trebek
On Elspeth’s success training her goldfish:
Alex: Not only do we get some smart people on Jeopardy! We also get some weirdos.
4/14/17
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Reveals Final Jeopardy! clue: “Countries of the World.”
Alex: That narrows it down. (Arches eyebrows toward camera.) Hmmm...
4/14/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek
Trevor: What is The Exorcist?
Alex: Good film. Wrong response.
4/12/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek
On Elizabeth’s Final Jeopardy! response:
Alex: What is REE-OH-DAY-JOHN-EE-AIR-OH. We’re accepting your spelling even though you’re a little bit off!
3/15/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek #Poor Elizabeth
On Gary’s desire to be either a pilot or submariner:
Alex: They’re a lot different you know. You can’t land a plane on a submarine!
2/22/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek
Alex: I hear a lot of heavy breathing, but nobody able to come up with the name Alan Moore.
2/21/17
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek #Poor Mohan
Alex: I think women are more traditionally understanding than men. Am I right or wrong?
Marianne: Yes.
Alex: Thank you for agreeing with me.
10/17/16
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy #Trebek #Manpraising
On “nerdcore hip hop”
Susan: It’s people who identify as nerdy rapping about the things they love -- video games, science fiction, having a hard time meeting romantic partners. You know, it’s really catchy and fun.
Alex: Losers, in other words.
10/14/16
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Alex: You picked my favorite author, Mark Twain. [pause] But that’s wrong.
8/25/16
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On Sophie’s Final Jeopardy! response:
Alex: She started with telephone, and then started to write internet, and then ...teevee?
Sophie: Back to telephone.
Alex: Oh. Well, all of them are incorrect.
7/20/16
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek #Runner Up #Poor Sophie
Pranjal: What is Canada Dry?
Alex: Yes. An easy one. Softball!
7/20/16
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Alex: Jennifer failed a driver’s test. Now, that’s happened to a lot of people, but not as quickly as you did.
6/28/16
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy #Trebek #Poor Jennifer
Alex: I like saying your name. MALL-EH-VEE-KA! It sounds exotic.
6/7/16
#Mean Alex #Jeopardy! #Trebek #Whitesplaining #Mean Alex Is Back