marnie & lucy

I am 25, from the Midlands UK. Mother to Marnie Jean, born on lucky Friday 13th February 2015!

[redtelevision]

[fuckyeahafricans]

I’m out here struggling to walk in heels. meanwhile…

[meandmummy]

This man has no bones in his ankles and that's why it doesn't hurt...

[as-warm-as-choco]

Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it.  >_<

[cutiebum]

AHHH

[hexensaber]

[debenisensei]

Omg this is legit my FAVORITE commercial rn

[meandmummy]

Went to see a man about my hair today... Haha. Well, I went to my "usual" (once every three years) hairdressers and talked to a VERY good looking boy who will be (fingers crossed) fixing my hair next week. Talked to my sister about the possibility of him being straight or gay or bisexual and my varying chances with him and whether I should flirt over the soft orange hues of my hair next week. Cue intense (three minute) FB search and....he's straight...and taken. Dammit.

[meandmummy]

Wahhhhh my hair is orange! Why must I do this to myself? Whyyyyyyyy?

[meandmummy]

Ohhhh you think you're so funny...

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[meandmummy]

Guess what time it is?

[meandmummy]

Babe's new "nappy bag" came...little bigger than we thought it would be...

[meandmummy]

Me and my child both have eye issues..

Yet, only picture of us out in Stratford

**Oh, also, 3 people thought she was a boy because she was wearing a red coat 😏

[meandmummy]

I think I'll go ahead and put French braids down as a hairstyle that doesn't suit me 😏

[aseaofquotes]

– Jane Austen

[meandmummy]

Working out, smirking out. Gotta start somewhere...

[meandmummy]

I just cut the grass in my gardens and now I have nettle stings all up my arms and my entire body itches. THIS IS WHY I DON'T DO IT!

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[raisingwildlings]

If I tell you not to do something to my baby,

if i say stop,

if i say no,

you need to fucking stop.

I don’t care how many kids you have “successfully” raised,

I don’t care what your relationship with me is,

I don’t care how trivial it seems to you.

My goddamn baby, my fucking rules.

[newmummymadness]

[shanagement]

Sometimes being an adult is basically like being both a very young child and that child’s parent simultaneously. Like “Okay, if you go buy toilet paper you can get ONE TREAT.”