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They/Them He/Him. WARNING: There may be NSFW content WATCH OUT! Call me Bones or Skyler. Icon by Biscottibuck

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[ineffablecalculus]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

How cruel one must be to condemn them to a fate worse than being English.

[nightmareinfloral]

husband shenanigans

[im-the-batmann]

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

[thiswillonlyhurtalittle]

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

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[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

[phampants]

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.

Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.

Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”

[hummousexual]

I love art

[fetuspuke]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[asexualboner]

what r they going to do just glue it back on

[allthebooksandcrannies]

It being Britain makes it a million times funnier… oh no something you care about was stolen and put in a foreign museum and now they won’t give it back?! how terrible

[greeds]

stop this is so cute.....🥺

[hannahphill99]

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Peak dumbass sibling energy

[vancila]

confusion

anticipation

pure joy

[blackaeronaut]

When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.

[menlove-archive]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[kaizykat]

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."

Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

[wordsmithic]

[punkrorschach]

This kicks ass. Disabled activists are protesting for their rights in South Korea by literally just riding the train during rush hour.

[punkrorschach]

full article

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