if I'm lost, then how can I find myself?

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[hbwbyniall]

Favorite Flicker World Tour shots, HUJI series (1/?)

[cockhunt]

[glumshoe]

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[kaylorkloft]

[thedailystyles]

06/30/18 (via harrycarolinax)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

[abcoconut]

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”

[tricycl]

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

[hembrista]

I’m a woman

[attackofthekillershwees]

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

[manic-pixie-meme-grrl]

that is very on-brand for swans

[pyxicephalus-deactivated2018050]

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

[julianemoore]

me all the time vs me experiencing something of minimum danger

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.