[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[dyrkwyst]

w i n t e R

[cutecipher]

uh sorry me and the cursed blade have a situationship thing im not going to "throw her away"

[wintercorrybriea]

Jean-Michel Bihorel

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[oldpaintings]

John Fabian Carlson (Swedish-born American, 1874--1945)

[unnameablethings]

knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

[pixiemuse]

[istadris]

@yourstatera

[happylifesims]

2026 Happy New Year Everyone!🎉

[maureen2musings]

Last rays in a snowy forest

niiloi

[detectivebrony]

Fuck it. Utahraptor Big Bird.

[saint-batrick]

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

[inaloversquarrel]

!

[nevver]

Winter’s witness, Hugo @huleeb

[deadreckon-deactivated20230712]

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

[coeli1000]

Just picture a sword that abruptly demands, I don't know, almond butter. Waaaaay weirder.

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

Anatomical Illustration (18th C. / Etching) - Jan Wandelaar

[armthearmour]

A stunning blued, silvered, and gilt Storta made for Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian II,

OaL: 39.8 in/101 cm

Weight: 2.8 lbs/1.25 kg

Italy, ca. 1545-1575, housed at the Kunsthistorischesmuseum, Vienna.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

incredible things going on in this bathroom

[lexithestarqueen]

Um??

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Well see that’s gonna wildly depend who you ask, especially on this website

[ominous-signs]

Didn’t even take that long

[unyieldingsilence]

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[starryknight63]

Is the calligraphy dude gonna hop on this? @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I mean I don't have a full suit of the stuff but I'll give it my best shot

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear