christmas movies sentence memes
❛ Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. ❜
❛ Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That’s dumb! ❜
❛ I’ll bet you’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas. ❜
❛ I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. ❜
❛ You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. ❜
❛ Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol. ❜
❛ I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up… —- so do you wanna eat food? ❜
❛ Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here? ❜
❛ It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture. ❜
❛ I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. ❜
❛ Who sent this Christmas Gram? ❜
❛ Well, it’s cold outside. A man’s gotta do something to keep warm. ❜
❛ Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. ❜
❛ I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh on its way in from New York City. ❜
❛ I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery. ❜
❛ Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? ❜
❛ Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. ❜
❛ I don’t want to spend the Holidays dead! ❜
❛ Keep the change, ya filthy animal. ❜
❛ Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. ❜
❛ We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women… ❜
❛ Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart. ❜
❛ Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant. ❜
❛ Put that cookie down. NOW! ❜
❛ I’m gonna deck your halls, bub! ❜
❛ I realized that Christmas is… is the time to be with the people you love. ❜