SHE'S A GUILLOTINE

She’s a guillotine Execution scene now, baby! I gave her my head, She wanted my heart Like it’s 1792! You may say I like the abuse I fell under the spell Of the mademoiselle, it’s true She’s a guillotine She’s a death machine Driving like James Dean, now baby! I gave her the wheel The crushing of steel Like it’s 1955, oh my! You may say I have an excuse She took me down To route 466, it’s true, She’s a guillotine!

[classicjose-deactivated20210120]

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[owo]

[perfumigate]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[deadwings]

and so what if I get incredibly horny when people are covered in blood? as if it's my fault

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[feralrizz-deactivated20230802]

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

[not-aliens]

it's funny whenever scully thinks she's entertaining his delusion and mulder responds with a different delusion

[gr1mmweeper]

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[exuberantocean]

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[lethotep]

It's important to have at least two blorbos that fit into specific roles in your life

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and ask yourself what they would do in a situation, and draw motivation from them on how to be better and stronger!

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and remind yourself that no matter what happens, you probably aren't going to fuck your shit up as much as they did even if you actively tried

[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.