love’s such an old-fashioned word

Camp counselor was my job and now it’s my whole thing | Icon made by the lovely @sharkwhisker

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[catalina-nicoleta]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[rivkey]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[appendingfic]

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

[cactuskat]

The gather to meet the youngling

[lassieposting]

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I love how they're clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.

[foxes-in-love]

[uproariousscarecrow]

sometimes you don’t understand your friends’ interests BUT it is fun to hear them be passionate about it

[polymoth]

Today I said goodbye to Minion, after a sudden and sharp decline in her quality of life. On the 22nd we would have been together for 15 years--more than half of my life and almost all of hers. None of what I can think of to say would be sufficient, except that she was my best friend. I am incomplete without her.

Thank you for loving her with me all these years. It means the world to me if she has ever brought you even a little bit of joy 💛

The Devil's Minion, Summer 2009-May 13th, 2025

[meatballsurgery]

[taylornprice]

little cove

[c3rvida3]

DON'T LOOK AT THE WEIRD DISLOCATED WAY I'M HOLDING THIS OR YOU'RE ABLEIST.

PEAR WITH AN ASS.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

[zac-gorman]

Spring must be around the corner because my seasonal Earthbound nostalgia is kicking in.

[blackberryjambaby]

hey, don't cry, 244 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

[blackberryjambaby]

hey, don't cry, 245 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

[blackberryjambaby]

hey, don't cry, 246 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

[redstopgringo]

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

[the-other-sandy]

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

[lakevida]

in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

[sloanecerity]

i really need everyone to trust me and watch hundreds of beavers on tubi. do not look anything up about it. just watch hundreds of beavers. carve out 2 hours, watch hundreds of beavers. get some friends to watch it with you. it's, an unreal movie. it's so fucking ridiculous and great. watch hundreds of beavers.

you're gonna think "sloane, are there really hundreds of beavers?"

i'm gonna tell you now. there ARE hundreds of beavers, and you will not believe what happens with all those beavers

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP