womanhood is a prison

i teach children to make noise for a living

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[infernalfox]

[nyctoheart]

can somepony whos not in the Kingdom Hearts fandom please explain this gif

[shadeofnigh]

that ice cream acheived sentience

[nyctoheart]

WHAT BRONY CHANGED MY COMMENT TO “SOMEPONY”

NEIGH

[nyctoheart]

ARE YOU HORSING ME

[ominous-signs]

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[dogpuppy]

[mosslingg]

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the other day in the groupchat we were talking about how historical fiction will often try to code aristocrat characters as more sympathetic by only having them have a single servant instead of a whole household of staff but instead this just makes them look like an exploitative employer who’s so cheap he would rather pile impossible amounts of labor upon a single guy than hire enough help to actually run his house

[mlembug]

average small business owner

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[roll4gay]

[depsidase]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

You also purchase CDs once and as long as nothing happens to them you get to keep them forever.

[taykoutmccleod]

and if you have a computer with a disc drive, you can move the content of those CDs onto it and then burn it onto future CDs. it doesn't even have to be the same album. you can make a playlist with physical media. you just have access to all of it, at your whim, with no unskippable ads being shoved in your ears. it's really nice!

[morriganwarrior]

And if you have a CD player (or an adapter) you can listen in the car, on back roads, in the middle of crowded city streets, or when everyone on the air wants to talk about sports when you just want to hear some Hozier.

[sandmandaddy69]

[hagiomoto]

I don't think this is an appropriate response to an article about South Asian farmers losing their teeth because temperatures are now reaching 45 Celcius.

[hagiomoto]

The average Tumblr blogger has such poor manners that even a pig would be embarrassed to bring them home to its mother.

[bagofdrymice]

When the Heat Steals Your Smile

After I suspected a climate connection to tooth decay, I conducted systematic saliva pH testing across my patient population and documented

okay so i think i found the article op's (and me in my tags) talking about. being exposed to over 40 celsius (120 farenheit or so) for the whole day means youre sweating a LOT (the article says rashid- the farmer at the centre of the text- drinks around 17 liters a Day. humans usually only need 3, so i presume the rest is mostly used for sweat). so much so that the organizm reroutes water from other parts of itself to not die of heatstroke - salivary glands included, which means that 1. they have very little saliva in comparison to a healthy human being 2. what little their bodies DO produce is incredibly acidic, falling to ~5.5 ph from the ideal of 7ph. Teeth dissolve. Quickly. There's a mention of someone losing 8 teeth in two years

im not reading the whole article now (headache -_-), but later on the author of the article says about 30 million people (employed in agriculture) are at risk for extreme dental health problems. 30 million people at risk of not being able to eat solid food. 30 million people at risk of not being able to find work. being able to marry. being able to be part of their community. being able to speak clearly

this is. fucking horrible feels like an understatement, but it is the best i have. this exceptionally, terribly inhumane, and the pakistan goverment's lack of a plan to adress this is embarassing

[yet-another-heathen]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[theblackparadeisdead]

My little brother got a copy of the art of war by sun tzu for Christmas and I'll never know peace again

[theblackparadeisdead]

He flipped it open and said "let me read you the introduction: (record scratch) Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation-"

[theblackparadeisdead]

He keeps opening it and pretending to read quotes that are definitely not from the art of war he just hit me with "was that the bite of '87??? Sun Tzu said that."

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[raptorific]

[poprocksromance]

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

[boringkate]

Be careful not to buy a Chinese toaster! It may be SPYING ON YOUR TOASTING HABITS and sharing your valuable tada (toast data) with the Chinese government!!!

This post has been sponsored by Door Snitch! It's a camera you put on your door that snitches on you (to the local cops that can kidnap you)!

[wolfertinger666]

finally watched a 3 hour video on the Drake vs Kendrick beef and honestly, I'm so happy to learn about it in better detail than fringes of it. it goes beyond making petty jabs at each other and calling a dude a pedo.

Kendrick basically pushed into light how Drake is not only a creep and predator, but that he's also quite literally a culture vulture. uses blackness and the aesthetics of black culture, bastardizes it and waters it downs. basically churns it into slop that is palatable to his mostly white audience.

it all made sense considering in drakes past music, he vented about not fitting in due to his mixed race (he's black and Jewish) heritage. but overtime a found a formula of specially profiting off the work of black and brown people around him, the culture, and made money selling to white audiences who want to experience a sanitized idea of what blackness is.

he had people who wrote for him, allegedly not getting their flowers, had upcoming rappers featured on his album only to leave without their flowers as well. so many people got cheated by that dude, especially black women. who he is an extreme misogynist towards.

[wolfertinger666]

having another influential artist who is the exact opposite, who represents the culture in a flawed but raw way, shed spotlight on how the most popular "rapper" in the world, Is fucking loser was one thing.

with Kendrick, euphoria felt like the bullet being released from the gun nozzle, meet the grahams felt like the bullet exploding into Drake, and not like us was Kenny dancing on his corpse 😭

this was literally the most one sided battle ever.

not to mention that Kendrick went on to win FIVE FUCKING Grammys for not like us ALONE(drake only won 5 in his entire career)but perform the song live at the Superbowl a few weeks ago that basically called Drake a creep and misogynist while having his ex crip walk to his humiliation song that 100million people sung and danced too.

oh and Kendrick now is the number 1 most streamed rapper in the world.

sometimes being a hater is good, especially when your opp is a fucking leech.

[wolfertinger666]

link to the video to those that wanna peep:

here <-