chalk prince

MDNI!!!!! marcel/mars/adam 24 he/it. blog inactive, but i follow from here. check out my new blog @bonewraith & nsft blog @knifebloods

[dudunsparce]

My Three Weed-Smoking Boyfriends.

[sillyidol]

ODDTHING 。

a gender related 2 being odd && a thing , an odd thing . may be related 2 being an outcast , or unsettling . 〜 🤍

coined && flag by me 。

[sadhoc]

i need tumblr dot commies to understand that while yes, many wheelchair users are ambulatory, i.e. can walk a few steps on good days, a location or event being "wheelchair accessible" means that it is accessible to wheelchair users who cannot walk, not even one step, not even on their best day, not even to save their lives

[bestiol]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[corrucyst]

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

[umbralhorrors]

[catboymoments]

how y’all feelin

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[sailorbrazil]

o , the Pe lican .

so smothly d o th

he cr est . a wi nd

go d !

[byjove]

“It’s a hospital not a hotel.” is one of the shittiest fucking things I’ve ever seen commented under a patient complaining about their care. No, you’re right. It’s a hospital, not a hotel. You’re paying way more to be there and you’re likely having one of the scariest experiences of your life and you’re probably overwhelmed, in pain, unwell, having a mental crisis OR otherwise stressed. The least they can fucking do is treat you like a human being. They should you your basic human needs like water and food.

[elfdyke]

wishing everyone again a very stop misusing the term trauma bond

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[memorycycle]

do you think when they release the anchor it bonks a fish on the head sometimes . sorry thats probably sad to think about. maybe jf we imagine the funny coconut bonk sound and the fish is only a little annoyed. lets keep it PG no blood. they have a date at the anemone fields tomorrow it wouldnt be fair. oh fuck a second anchor

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine if on spongebob every once in awhile characters would just get crushed under anchors out of nowhere. and that character would never show up again. it doesn’t happen often like maybe average once per season

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

[zumester]

everything is great aside from the horrors

[guidancerune]

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

[saluteofthejugger]

gnome

[guidancerune]

what was that. did you guys see that

[guidancerune]

wtf

[sadclowncentral]

how is everyone not wailing and shouting in the streets everytime a new james webb telescope image comes out how are people not immediately rent asunder by the terrifying beauty of space with every new release

[angelicguy]

pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.