gone fishin'

Hi I'm [REDACTED], and the GOVERNMENT put guns and bomb in this fat gay ass and esploded me. SAD. well theres other guys :D He/Him

[pekingopera]

[bloggirl69]

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[lesserknownwaifus]

The Infinite Fusion Calculator Snorpunny and Raipunny

[powerburial]

hey man I discovered your body out in the mountains a couple days ago. just thought id give a heads up

[gearslips]

[goubliette]

ppl don't get that i never say anything because i am verbose

[nephilidae]

How can anyone hate Junji Ito 

[demigodoftheatre]

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

[cerastes]

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

[sproutlett]

i’m realizing that i have so much time. i have time to grow my hair long. i have time to cut it all off and then to grow it back again. i have time to discover new hobbies and give up on things that no longer serve me. i have time to grow and change and travel and change my opinions and live differently than how i am now. i have so much time. take a deep breath and slow down

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME DMV: HELL YEAH Verdict: DENIED

[punkitt-is-here]

[evangelainy]

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

[devilishdescent]

brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you

[c3rvida3]

Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

[c3rvida3]

Imagine you went to a drag show and someone earnestly asked you to go backstage and get the person wearing a wig and glitter eyeshadow for them. That's what I'm working with here.

[chillstableguy]

Amazing things are happening in Ohio