we call that meat meth

♎•butch•he/him•27 I eat food off the floor

[kyleehenke]

important announcement

[deadmeat]

sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

[hyperions-fate]

Every dying empire produces a corrupt and devious vizier, court advisor, or royal fool to shepherd it towards its final calamity.

[hyperions-fate]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

My dad: where’s the fucking tv remote

Me:

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

this lad looks like hes about tuck into a bit of wensleydale

[woodstockappreciation]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….

You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.

You’re doing gods work

[steffbutler]

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

[edgebug]

i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[glozirina]

[meatmeth]

We should stop giving the sad beige toys to babies and start giving them to the hamsters instead

[danlous]

[smashorpassgilf]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[that-house]

makes perfect sense

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

[queercoded-disney-villain]

The three genders.

[toskarin]

cup of tea no breakfast: nothing remarkable

cup of coffee no breakfast: