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aaron | 23 | he/they | black/chamorro

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[fanfictionimg]

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

[depsidase]

[peachyblkdemonslayer]

Cds also don't lie about having 30 minutes of free music just to play ads after listening to 5 songs max

[morgutio-benvolio]

[cumdumpguru]

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

[blogurbane]

Things we don’t need to hear!

[morgutio-benvolio]

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[ryebreadgf]

how life feels when you don’t give a fuck about love island

[natureisthegreatestartist]

Are these leaves or something else? Is you said "something else," you're right! They are sea slugs called Elysia chlorotica, which use sunlight and CO2 , much like plants.

[t4timekeeper]

“why did people characterize him like this when it doesn’t even make sense“ unfortunately the answer is usually racism

[kirikomamura]

whenever the conversation about difficulty and accessibility in games come up i want to slam my head into a wall because noone thats speaking has anything more than a surface level understanding of what "difficulty" even is

[kirikomamura]

your game should have accessibility options, but if your only accessibility options are "turn off central game mechanics" then you have made shit accessibility options.

[kirikomamura]

you know what accessibility option doesnt completely fucking butcher your game while allowing almost everyone to play it? an option that is not available in 99.99% of all games ever made? easy:

[kirikomamura]

bonus points: if you put a game speed slider in your game you can also allow Absolute Fucking Freaks to turn it higher than 100%

[shituationist]

A lot of people's problem is that they work in the software sector and live in California.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

A lot of people's problem is that they live in California.

[zerounitrgb]

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally Seto Kaiba 🏳️‍⚧️

[crisantoflowerking]

[memorymanipulatornamine]

😂 its true though.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[sovietnam]

[worldhammerer-old]

“sex farm”, the sexual farm, where you hoe the ground and fertilize it and then plant sex in it. and water the sex and then pull sex out of the ground later on.