Hey man can you put that on a coaster?

He/Him, 24, Bisexual, Physically disabled and chronic/mentally ill. Mostly blog about animals, politics, or history.

[mecasloth]

Hi! I made a ttrpg in a day! It’s called Honor Among Syndicates and you should check it out! It’s really rough but it has some neat world building ideas.

https://mecasloth.itch.io/honor-among-syndicates

[mecasloth]

Hey I’m just going to update this when I have a new update to push out, saving the big updates for their own posts. Honor Among Syndicates v1.1 is out… now! You will find better explained combat mechanics, resolution mechanics, and the beginning of the weapons tags system. Please, if you can, go check it out because I am proud of this one. Here is the link to the store page: https://mecasloth.itch.io/honor-among-syndicates. Next time: Safety rules, Weapon Tags, and Conditions

[mecasloth]

Hey, v1.3 is officially out! In here you will find Classes, expanded corporation work, and other general setting improvements. It is also a submission to the Unfirst Ever game jam and the Welcome to the Apocalypse jam! 

Also, some news about HAS that is in the dev log is that I am taking a break from it. Not because I am burnt out or not wanting to work on it, quite the opposite really, but I have IRL stuff I need to do and so until it's over I am not going to update.  https://mecasloth.itch.io/honor-among-syndicates

[mecasloth]

Truth be told gang: I have been jerking my shit

[goqmir]

ferret girl at the drive thru in a hamster ball: yuuup ill just have a medium fries and a small sprite

pooltoy that works at furry world burger king: that'll be about squeak seventy five at the window

[hikari-ni-naritai]

Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube

[insert-content]

foolproof plan

[asteria-3d]

I showed this to a family member that works at NASA. Honestly terrified.

[demilypyro]

That was a really cute reference to Star Trek Voyager season 4 episode 21, The Omega Directive. Right, chat? We all remember that episode, right?

[mecasloth]

Kek you frends later, anons

[mecasloth]

What’s the deal with gay men and cats? You think they’d be done with pussies! Like, they tried em and didn’t like em but yet they surround themselves with em! What gives?

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[honted]

this is surreal to me

[saprophetic]

in case anyone wants to cheat on their wife

[catcrumb]

[6kuro]

[goldfishwarden]

[video id: a baby sensory video of various smiling fruits dancing around the screen. the audio is “beware” by death grips. end id]

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[red-ruth]

F1 when some back marker crashes: 5 replays, 3 are slow mos. 10 minutes of broadcast coverage dedicated to it. Post race analysis of the footage incoming.

MotoGP when a back marker crashes: best I can do is a 5 second graphic and the commentators will probably miss it

[mecasloth]

Wrote in Dorner - Hamas

[nyancrimew]

If you were Tumblr CEO for a day, what would you do?

i would replace the crabs with maia kittens i think, everyone should get to befriend maia kittens

[nyancrimew]

also hi matt can i replace you as the ceo now, did i pass the interview

[nyancrimew]

this gets funnier by the day, do you think he ever regrets sending me this ask

[tamamita]

Don't let this fool interfere with the election, together we can make sure Hezbollah wins

[babybasher]