Welder by Trade

[cannibalchicken]

[mech-techs-log]

This is how easy it is to trick a capellan with food

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mech-techs-log]

I see this and raise you radioactive American 'not legally cheese' known as craft singles

[mech-techs-log]

Do you want to give your mech tech a migraine? buy a franken mech and tell them to bring it up to spec....or hell tell them to install reinforced internal structure and add in a targeting computer.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN ITS FUSES ARE LITERAL PIECES OF CHEESE

I am not joking....I opened the access hatch to some of the fuses in the cockpit.....it was moldy foil wrapped cheese. It wasn't even originally good cheese like smoked gouda...no.

It was balled up radioactive orange 'not cheese'

Its made up of parts of at least three different mechs and don't even get me started on why it has an auxiliary ICE engine to power the fucking life support.

I need a drink.......a very large and very strong drink......