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aloeveraandmint

‘ A millionaire, a misogynist and a racist walk into a bar. So the barkeeper asks:

“Hey Donald, how’s the election going?”’

@official-deutschland @official-german-translationen

quilavastudy

When you want to enter the Christmas spirit but still have loads of work to do

medicalwatson

I feel this so much. :(

only1600kids

holy shit

weirdgermanwords

Löcher in die Luft starren

phrase. literal translation: “to stare holes into the air”

meaning: “to stare absent-mindedly into space”

(via weirdgermanwords)

gifaknet-deactivated20181110

video: Bratty Baby Elephant Doesn’t Want to Finish Bath Time

lbitch

redbloodedamerica

Hi! What did you get in your bmat?

Hey, it was so long ago I can’t really remember...but was something like 4.9, 5.2, 4A? Roughly anyway.

blaksynagogue

tastefullyoffensive

(via natsdorf)

micdotcom

Listening to Dr. Ben Carson explain his views, have you ever reached the conclusion he barely even knows where the Middle East is? His advisers feel similarly, apparently. Lead adviser Duane R. Clarridge gave the above quote to the NY Times — and then went on to use “the nastier” racial slur for Chinese people.

tralillian

aicosu

AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

svinto

the signs as this video

aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister