‘ A millionaire, a misogynist and a racist walk into a bar. So the barkeeper asks:
“Hey Donald, how’s the election going?”’
@official-deutschland @official-german-translationen
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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‘ A millionaire, a misogynist and a racist walk into a bar. So the barkeeper asks:
“Hey Donald, how’s the election going?”’
@official-deutschland @official-german-translationen
When you want to enter the Christmas spirit but still have loads of work to do
I feel this so much. :(
holy shit
Löcher in die Luft starren
phrase. literal translation: “to stare holes into the air”
meaning: “to stare absent-mindedly into space”
(via weirdgermanwords)
video: Bratty Baby Elephant Doesn’t Want to Finish Bath Time
Hi! What did you get in your bmat?
Hey, it was so long ago I can’t really remember...but was something like 4.9, 5.2, 4A? Roughly anyway.
(via natsdorf)
Listening to Dr. Ben Carson explain his views, have you ever reached the conclusion he barely even knows where the Middle East is? His advisers feel similarly, apparently. Lead adviser Duane R. Clarridge gave the above quote to the NY Times — and then went on to use “the nastier” racial slur for Chinese people.
AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD
the signs as this video
aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
The saga continues…
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE UNIVERSE
this new cup design is really rude
ah yes Germany
Photo Through: Polar Bears International
Perhaps these bears are celebrating the Obama administration’s block on the new oil drilling in the Arctic
i hope so