#SadGaySnailTimes

Call me Shela, Snail, Ishmael, “that enby over there,” whatever you want. Reblogs and musings over whatever I’m watching/reading at the moment.

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

[hanodefanart]

Bkdk winter date 🥰🧡💚

[hanodefanart]

Bkdk punk/prep au - Part 18 🧡💚

I like the idea of Izuku being the rule breaker in the relationship ☺️

[rebelcracker-s]

WE WON WE WON WE WON SELNICKBREE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SCREAMING

[megnificent-reads]

I think it’s really easy to dislike Sel as a Edgy Emo Boy trope if you take him too seriously instead of just looking at him like the goofy ass kid he is. Allow me to do you this service.

Reasons Selwyn Kane is objectively silly:

- Wears all black all the time. He is a Merlin but he does not have to do this. This is a conscious choice. If his hair wasn’t naturally black he would dye it, I know this to be true.

- Rips trees out of the ground when he’s angry. I understand this can look stupid if you take it seriously, but it’s actually just hilarious.

- Plays the violin. This is obviously a normal thing to do, but in combination with The Way He Is it’s like. Yeah okay naturally that’s his instrument

- Classics major. Exact same thing as above.

- Does not use people’s nicknames even if that’s what everyone else calls them. He’s simply Too Formal (19 years old)

- Does the last 3 things I mentioned, but still goes out of his way to make fun of Bree for not smoking weed, because he is simply So Cool.

PLEASE feel free to add more to this

[medieval-snail]

I have one type and it’s emo boys who think they’re tough but are really goofy as hell

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

[pikameme-dayo]

roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(

kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK

kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you

aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously

[teeveew]

You're not wrong

[aboutiroh]

Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life* 

other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature! 

[aviculor]

aang: fuck this noise, i’ll get advice from the last air nomad avatar

yangchen: i gave up that hippie bullshit first chance i got, i love murder

[medieval-snail]

I can’t wait until I finish this dissertation so I can crochet and read fan fiction and crochet and play fire emblem and crochet and read SO MANY BOOKS and crochet and spoil my cats and crochet and move to someplace with goddamn sunshine and crochet and watch anime and crochet

[lotus-pear]

skk but dressed as actual mafiosi

[animentality]

[medieval-snail]

I love this and hate this so much

[palipunk-deactivated20260328]

HENRY KISSINGER DEAD ON INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PALESTINIAN SOLIDARITY LETS GO

[baku-bombshell]

( Source )

[a-hobit]

Update to my fav WIP atm… :D

“Kacchan! How’d you even fall — you always look where you’re going? Are you alright??”

“I’m fine…I guess I just got a little distracted looking at someone else.”

“Oh…?”

“Oh!”

[medieval-snail]

Me, feeling motivated and productive and optimistic: oh hey I guess depression/autistic burnout is lifting a bit

Me, awake at 4am realizing it’s just a manic phase starting: …..oh

[m-kaeru]

[vivid-vices]

everybody acts like dazai joining the ada with no resume or recorded history is the outlier among ada employees but their main hiring requirement is basically a glorified vibe check. the founding detective was kicked out of the police academy. their second employee was a war criminal. they hire orphanage rejects with bounties who have no formal education. a random farm kid became a detective. a child assassin. whatever the hell tanizaki has going on. honestly i'm pretty sure kunikida is the only ada employee who knows what a resume even is.

[vivid-vices]

also in dazai's entrance exam, fukuzawa could've said "if you think dazai is a threat, call me, and we'll handle it like a normal workplace." instead he was just like "if you sense bad vibes shoot his ass" which is not how most businesses operate, i think.

[habken]

baldkugo,,,, baldkudeku

[bigeelwizard]

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses

MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes

kens job is beach

a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)

mojo dojo casa house

kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING

i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.

extensive Barbie lore

Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman

the kens building a wall

beaching one another off

KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

like twelve executives on one tandem bike

depression Barbie

ALLEN

i am kenough :)

gynecologist.

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10