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samantha 25 aliens are cool.

[twitblr]

A new experience (x)

[ashtrayolsen]

[bitchnahalf]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I remember seeing a different post pointing out that Native Americans are basically already living a post-apocalyptic world.

[moniquill]

The apocalypse happened here in 1620.

[bimenace]

There’s a really well done graphic novel anthology by Indigenous Canadian writers and artists that is based off this concept.

[ethicalmemes]

An alien abduction #EthicalMemes

[amncollective]

“2 years ago today, Ryan Stokes, an unarmed Black man, was killed by KCPD. Ryan was his mother’s youngest child and only son. One racist act can erase an entire legacy. ‪#‎BlackLivesMatter‬ ‪#‎RyanStokes‬‪#‎WhyWeFight‬For more info, visit RYAN Stokes Speaking Truth to Injustice.” Via One Struggle KC|| https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=54&v=uXAfPO2Is7I

[whitepeopletwitter]

[task-mismanager]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[captain-snark]

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

[hydro-homies]

POKÉMON FACT

[pyr0rose]

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

[brunhiddensmusings]

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a little heads up :)

[lifehacksthatwork]

Worth repeating often

[vicholas]

[bi-dazai]

pls follow mondo mascots lol

[sewbergamzee]

[goawfma]

another industry killed i’ll drink to that 🥂

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

Same energy:

[formaldehyde--face]

Tragic! What made up profiteering bills it can we kill next, y’all?

[blackarachnya]

yknow up til now i thought the extreme distaste for live action adaptions was a little overblown but this is a step too far i feel violent 

[kingthekj]

STOP PLEASE

[square-adox]

[theshitneyspears]

Happy Pride Hotties

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[dykey-femme]

Legends only

[reallyfullmilkshake]

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

[twodotsknowwhy]

Recognizing you privilege isnt about feeling bad for things you can’t control, it’s about using your privilege to help those without it. This is what that looks like.

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[venom-fucker-deactivated2021050]

fuck

[annabellioncourt]

Go get your tea/coffee from an hour ago while you’re at it.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.