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my dad likes to call the stretches of time where you’re not creating “dreaming periods” and says that they’re meant to allow you to absorb all of the beauty, life, and inspiration from the things around you so that when you’re able to create again, you will have fanned your spark back into a flame. sometimes its hard to see those moments as anything but stagnation, but he always says that they’re natural and healthy and needed—things that should be embraced rather than feared.

peanit

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

verdigrisvagabond

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

elektragirlfriend

blue sargent is so funny. she'll troop down the stairs in a shirt made of dead crustaceans and 10kg of hardware pinning up her hair and her mom will look her up and down and be like "you look very sensible." furious that her eccentricity is not being respected, she'll storm out the door of the literal witches' coven that she lives in in search of Wonder and Adventure and parked outside is her ticket to said adventure: a trust fund kid in boat shoes

i just really hope i have a home to go back to

i cannot believe my cat died

#like i’m gonna go home and she’s not gonna be there #i’m not gonna hear her and cashew running like demons at 2am #i’m not gonna be able to give her belly rubs or get nibbled when i rub her the wrong way #i am so so sad

expressions-of-nature

localstarboy

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

a-fine-babe

Now this is a hamless prank.

lunalamariposa

OMFg IM KATHY

mushy-madness

I can’t breathe

5bi5

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

scanalan

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

gollumunchkin

i just love ‘gloomy’ weather. i love clouds, fog, rain, crisp air, SNOW.. love love lovee LOVE

cairistiona7

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

laralaralara

#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride

funnypicsdept

virgomoon-deactivated20240514

i just don't like how black women aren't allowed to be introverted. we don't always want to talk and we're not here to entertain

shesnake

make me feel + costumes

frontpagewoman

my new workout routine is riding dick

mapsontheweb

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

reeddacted

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

accio-jellybabies-deactivated20

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.