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[verdigrisvagabond]

This one should not have been this hard, team.

Happy Birthday @last-starfighter!

[smol-blue-bird]

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

[thirdchoiceurl]

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

[bimyheel]

found the guy

[verdigrisvagabond]

Good news, everyone

[queer-as-city-folk]

[enbye]

Okay no Chicago is not a coastal city. When I moved up to the Midwest (currently in iowa) and I heard someone say "let's go to the beach" and they meant TO A LAKE I about died. The beach is Galveston, corpus Christi, Miami, etc. Beaches are where the land touches THE OCEAN. not a lake!! I will die on this hill!!!! Midwesterners just want to pretend like their states aren't boring as fuck. Be happy with your great lakes and stop calling them beaches! They're lake shores!

[queer-as-city-folk]

[enbye]

If you say beach and you mean to include lake shores then you're admitting your state is boring and also you're wrong bc nobody thinks "beach" and by *default* includes lake superior or wtv

[queer-as-city-folk]

You wish your beaches had this kind of view

[queer-as-city-folk]

Girl, the only Beach National Park is along Lake Michigan, Her Name? Indiana DUNES National Park and she is in the Chicagoland area!

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme-dea]

not the point at all but portland is not a coastal city at all

[queer-as-city-folk]

Yeah but Portlanders are considered Coastal Elites so it's a Coastal City in Spirit

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme-dea]

coastal? no. elites? absolutely

[queer-as-city-folk]

[enbye]

Google being wrong once again

[queer-as-city-folk]

I don't know, San Francisco seems pretty oceanic to me

[insert-clever-username-1133]

if you're in a state that borders the ocean you can't call a lake a beach BUT if you're in a state with huge lakes and no oceans you can absolutely call a big enough lake shore a beach. some lake shores are very very beach like

[queer-as-city-folk]

Okay but Buffalo NY has Beaches too

[lsbnviking]

As the Great Lakes are basically inland freshwater seas, they get a pass on the beach thing. Other lakes have to call their stuff lakeshores.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Which of these is Lake Michigan and Which is Lake Kentucky?

[queer-as-city-folk]

And more importantly which looks nicer to spend an afternoon?

[anarchworm]

im assuming Lake Kentucky is on the left because the trees are nicer

[queer-as-city-folk]

How the fuck did you guess that based off of the trees?

[verity-strasser-blog]

Well also Coastal Cities and Coastal Elites just means like East Coast and West Coast, that's why Portland is counted. So like the states are coastal, not necessarily the cities.

As a Portlander, none of us consider our city actually costal.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Correct, Chicago is a Coastal City and Portland is Not a Coastal City

[lsbnviking]

Chicago is not a coastal city as it's not on the ocean. Coastal Cities and Coastal Elites are buzzwords to say "these places are out of touch with middle america" and by middle america they mean the midwest (which is not in the middle but is still called the midwest). They will never call the people of Charleston, SC Coastal Elites despite Charleston being on the Atlantic coast because to the people who came up with the buzzword, that's not a place for Elites because it isn't the ~Left Coast~ (aka the Pacific coast of the United States that trends more liberal in the liberal-conservative political divide) or the Northeast.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Well arbitrary until someone makes the correct observation that Chicago is on a coast and is therefore a Coastal City

[queer-as-city-folk]

Lake Michigan isn't your normal Lake

[fallenblossom]

yeah ig that does look like a sea. ill agree w you

[queer-as-city-folk]

Thank you <3

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anyways if you don't consider Chicago a coastal city because the water is mostly enclosed and can only leave by river or one other entrance than by your own logic New Haven isn't a Coastal City because it is in the Long Island Sound

[queer-as-city-folk]

Either Lake Michigan counts as a Coast or the Long Island Sound Doesn't count because you can't have it both ways

[queer-as-city-folk]

And before you say it's the salt water that makes it coastal than Salt Lake City is Coastal

And that doesn't even connect to the ocean

[queer-as-city-folk]

Good thing that's not my metric (:

[queer-as-city-folk]

Here's the best part, I don't even live near a coast or even the great lakes if you don't count those as coastal for some reason, and I never have. I just have opinions on this

[queer-as-city-folk]

@digitalcockroach @catgirlforeskin

Fight Fight Fight

[moon-swoons]

dude i even consider riversides beaches

[queer-as-city-folk]

I would call you a wise sage but South Park Icon

[verdigrisvagabond]

Man, I love watching featherless bipeds argue.

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

Dating an autistic person is wild. She just railed me, rolled over and opened the flight rising tag on Tumblr.

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

WRONG BLOG

[verdigrisvagabond]

OP’s Incredibly Cool Autistic Partner

Fuck

Marry

Kill

Voting ended onJun 18, 2024

[verdigrisvagabond]

Help me make a cake for my friend @last-starfighter’s birthday today.

Flour

Sugar

Eggs

Butter

Milk

Baking powder

Lime Zest

Lime Juice

Crushed pineapple

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Salt

Cornstarch

Voting ended onMar 16, 2024

Please reblog for a larger sample size and a more cursed cake!

[verdigrisvagabond]

Don’t worry guys I went to the store.

I Am Prepared

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[verdigrisvagabond]

Help me make a cake for my friend @last-starfighter’s birthday today.

Flour

Sugar

Eggs

Butter

Milk

Baking powder

Lime Zest

Lime Juice

Crushed pineapple

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Salt

Cornstarch

Voting ended onMar 16, 2024

Please reblog for a larger sample size and a more cursed cake!

[vaporwavegothicstudio]

jjimjilbang: haunted sauna (demo) by VaporwaveGothicStudio

An offbeat horror JRPG about ghosts, eggs, and egg ghosts.

Heyyyy Tumblr! We just released a demo of our game- a horror/comedy RPG inspired by Mortis Ghost's OFF, Toby Fox's Undertale, and @seananmcguire's Wayward Children series!

A jjimjilbang  is a Korean-style sauna/public bath/spa. Since the Incident a few years ago, the jjimjilbang at the edge of town has sat abandoned.   When budding paranormal investigator Hana Shin hears rumours that the building's haunted, she has to check it out. But she didn't expect to run into her own ghost- or to fall down a deep hole. Now, she's trapped in a strange otherworld. Take pictures. Befriend ghosts. Sacrifice your memories. Don't lose your face.

We're working on a Week 1 patch based on people's feedback, but right now we're trying to get that feedback from as many people as possible! If you like RPGs or RPGmaker games, please give this one a try- and leave us some feedback!

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[toskarin]

balkanabat, turkmenistan

[socialist-microwave-laser]

ocean

[gauntletqueen]

Ocean

[tomatosoupenjoyer]

danggali wilderness protection area outside of adelaide, australia

[verdigrisvagabond]

Ocean

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jennamoran]

(icon by Claudia Cangini)

[earlgraytay]

Please help us find this kitty a place to stay for the holidays!

Are you in the Greater Cleveland, OH area? Do you know someone who lost a cat, or someone who can board a cat for a week or two? We are looking for a temporary home for this adorable baby:

We found this teenage cat in a grocery store parking lot. She's very friendly, litterbox trained, absolutely no fear of humans. Wearing a pretty purple collar, but no tags, and no microchip.

Right now, we need two things:

If you know where this baby's family is, please, please, please get us in touch. This is clearly someone's very well-loved cat, and we really want to get her back to her folks, but with no tags and no microchip, we're relying on word of mouth.

If you know someone in NE Ohio who can board a cat for a couple weeks, please get us in touch. Our apartment isn't safe for a cat right now-- we're having some maintenance issues-- and I'm badly allergic to cats. We really, really need to get her out of here-- but at this time of year, we can't find a no-kill shelter that will take her. We need someone who can foster her until we find her folks.

Please help us get this baby home for the holidays- and help us keep her safe until then. Thank you.

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[verdigrisvagabond]

Oh no I think the carjacker should come with the Honda, which is now stopped in the Walmart parking lot, and have to have a very awkward conversation with the wizard, who’s just going to exhaustedly summon the car again if the carjacker drives off.

[treasures-and-beauty]

Fish in the Moonlight, hair comb by Ilgiz Fazulzyanov. Even horn and bone are imitated by enamel.

[verdigrisvagabond]

design,I want one,

[stimman4000]

Shanah tovah! please look at my rosh hashanah apple tart it took. so long

[plaidadder]

Shanah tovah and everyone look at this apple tart.

[treasures-and-beauty]

Tiffany Studios Poppy Table Lamp

[foldingfittedsheets]

A twirl of happy ghostly mushrooms to celebrate the coming season. They’re really funguys!

In my shop here and here, sales help support a broke art student and you get haunted by the cutest mushrooms ever.

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[amiibo-king]

it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

[verdigrisvagabond]

gaming,digital preservation,signal boost,

[lesbiancolumbo]

good for her

[lemonistas]

[purpl3wren]