[mediocregoth]

[flerns]

im collecting them

[sharps-container]

[loveridden1999]

smokers smoke after everything

[slipping-into-madness]

[dogpuppy]

[freelancedumbass]

[foreskinniest]

[difficult]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[legalizegay]

[bnunybusiness]

Unicorn

[imaveryevilgirl]

[thysilus]

i hav to go to the grocery store

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

OK

[rslashrats]

these pizzas are in fighting for their lives in the artic rn

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hey, I've worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don't buy food covered in thick frost.

[xekstrin]

#these pizzas lost their lives in the arctic

[catholic-harmacy-deactivated202]

i promise you the ingredients of those frozen pizzas are more damaging to your health than whatever minimal amount of bacteria managed to grow in between fridge outages

[rslashrats]

why are you catholic

[campyvillain]

why are you pro mold and catholic

[loth-catgirl]

[catboybreeder]

I just don’t know how to tell a guy I need him to humiliate me/smack me around a little in bed so I can assert control over bad past experiences and re-contextualize them in a way that brings me pleasure and a feeling of power without scaring him off lol anyways just a Big Mac and a Diet Coke please

[catboybreeder]

And a large fry for my good friend Natasha Bedingfield