[mediocregoth]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[elliewilliams]

who wants to guess who im moving in with

[elliewilliams]

@mediocregoth stupid manthing

[mediocregoth]

ackshually i take it back ur gonna be alone now

[flerns]

im collecting them

[sharps-container]

[loveridden1999]

smokers smoke after everything

[slipping-into-madness]

[dogpuppy]

[freelancedumbass]

[foreskinniest]

[difficult]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[legalizegay]

[bnunybusiness]

Unicorn

[imaveryevilgirl]

[thysilus]

i hav to go to the grocery store

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops