Robotvalue_1; Dwarfvalue_1;

[escuerzoresucitado]

[robotdwarf]

Cybersex Monday

[robotdwarf]

Cybersex Monday

[robotdwarf]

Cybersex Monday

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

[ninewheels]

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

[wyllora]

Some of the fantastic spreads from the Triangle Agency Fanzine I helped organize!

Available to download for free here: https://haasio.itch.io/the-triangle-agency-fan-zine

This work is up for 2 Ennie Awards, Best Community Content and Best Free Product! Please vote for us here! Voting is open until 7/19/26!

[wyllora]

Last day to vote in this!

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[robotdwarf]

I ordered a starter army of Dweghom from their website 2 weeks ago, and the order's still processing. Not even left, or sitting in the post office. Are they chipping the sprues out of stone? Fucksake

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[robotdwarf]

The people who created 40k don't understand 40k

[soylent-robot]

nothing can stop DAKKA BOSS (proceeds to evaporate in a cloud of failed hazardous checks)

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[muscularguns]

[robotdwarf]

Jonus brother

[robotdwarf]

Dying from tired

[dragonologist-phd]

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

[crawfishcomic]

Dignity

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[chaospikes]

New mahjong strat

[stare-into-the-water-alex]

[enchantedbook]

Dante Alighieri’s 'Inferno' by Amos Nattini, 1923

[mask131]

They look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of Hell...

[a-book-of-creatures]

😐👍

[robotdwarf]

"Getta load'a this wise ass. He thinks he's gonna see the morningstar."

"If he keeps interruptin' our bath he'll be seein' stars alright!"

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it