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indie. non-selective rp and ask blog of randy jade from dialtown. will have occasional headcanons. please keep in mind that the mun has not seen all of the routes, so please correct them if they made a mistake! controlled by speck

DNI IF: you do not accept the LGBT+ community, support MAP/Zoophilia, discriminate P.O.C, are ableist, etc.

you get the gist.

Anons:

🖥️ anon

cracker anon

🪣 anon

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Merry Christmas Stinky!

Maybe on this special day someone will give you their spare change! (let's be honest no one will- but you can have dreams!)

But hey, lets look at the positive side of things! maybe someone will throw away some leftovers from their christmas food and you'll have an actually edible Christmas dinner!

🪣

Even though I know you intend to make me feel bad, I’m going to try my darndest to not let it affect me! I’ll stay out of people’s way so they won’t feel down just by the sight of me! But one can hope that someone will throw me a bone today.

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This is a Christmas Eve miracle! Someone gave me a whole pack of band-aids! Wahoo! This will keep me for a whole week

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glad you're okay, Randy <3

Huh? Oh! Yeah, I’m good! Doing dandy actually! Thank you for asking. I hope you’re doing well too!

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ah, pal, i don't think that will be necessary -

although if you really insist you can help me with vacuuming (which is safe and can't go wrong) (i think)

- cracker

Vacuuming? I think I can handle that! It’ll just be like walking a dog! Except this time the dog isn’t walking me.

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Randy you give me cuteness aggression, I hope your life gets much, much better <3

“… Thank you..?”

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Sorry for not being here much. Got busy with work, then I found a small bag and ate it. Eventually I woke up in a pharmacy because I scheduled an appointment for my rabies vaccine. Rest assured I got my vaccine so I’m a-okay now!!

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where did you even get your jacket from in the first place?

I got it way back when I graduated high school. My dad bought for me as a gag gift since I never wore a jacket or sweater for the entirety of high school(the reason was because I got into 2 in 1 t-shirts).

I ended up wearing it almost constantly since it’s comfortable and went with everything I wore. I tried to make sure it was in good shape, but I managed to get some blue paint on my left sleeve during an art project that was mandatory to take in my school.

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dont listen to bucket anon. you may stink but i love you and your stinky stinkiness.

-🖥️

I don’t stink!! At least, is it that noticeable?

I. Now I feel more self-conscious than I did before! I guess it’s not bad enough that you hate me, so uhm. Thank you for at least giving me some comfort.

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How's living in a dumpster like? Does it stink too much or has the stink already became a part of you?

-Not so sincerely 🪣

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dearest randal treat me like a cracker dispenser, take as many as you wish :]

just please eat something-

- sincerely, the freshly named cracker anon

Really? Well hot dog!! I think I just hit the jackpot with this one! Thank you, I will uh, I don’t have any money to lend you, but I can definitely clean up your home or something!!

(Do NOT let him do this, he will end up mixing chemicals and pass out from how strong it is)

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(i would def answer some more questions but i dont want to spam the tags. i will answer them tomorrow as to not annoy anyone)

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HI RANDY!!! HOW YA DOIN :3

-🖥️

Gah!! Wasn’t expecting all caps

But hello! I’m doing, fairly well considering my current situation. Cant complain cause hey- could be worse!

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sure does count! even kinda is better than nothing after all right?

I guess so, yeah! Does that mean I get my crackers then? I haven’t had any food yet

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(HI HELLO!! i hope i can send multiple stuff?)

oh come on randy dandy would you cheer up a lil if i gave you crackers?

(you definitely can! send however much you want to me!)

Crackers? Well, okay maybe a little. I’m pretty happy right now, does that count?

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*pokes with a stick* is this thang alive?

Yeah! Although it would be best for everyone if I wasn’t alive, here I am!