A friend of mine, Nev, made a facebook note which I shall post here. His blog is: http://nevfilter.blogspot.com/
An annotated peek inside the feverish head of one the Mail On Sunday's frothing maniacs
A nudge and a wink... what the Left are[n't] really saying about Liam Fox
By Peter Hitchens, 16th October 2011
Hypocrisy isn’t what it used to be. [But I'll do my best - OK, here goes...] Once, Christian preachers would thunder about the virtues of marriage and then be discovered canoodling with women who weren’t their wives. Everyone would laugh. [Which is always the right and proper reaction to anyone who thinks they're less venal than you and me, isn't it?]
Now, pious politically correct persons seek, by innuendo and hint, nudge and wink, to damage a Cabinet Minister by suggesting that he is a secret homosexual. And nobody laughs at the slimy dishonesty of it all.[Of course, by saying 'pious politically correct people' I've cleverly made a picture of some sandal-wearing Guardian-reading prig pop into your head, although the innuendo actually appeared in the not-quite-so-PC Sun and Daily Mail.]
Everyone pretends to be very concerned about the ‘Ministerial Code’, and about various boring meetings in hotels which may or may not have been attended by some youth. [You see, so much of what actually happens at the very heart of government - all those committee meetings with their silly minutes and agendas , yawn - is boring. And boring - look it up! - means uninteresting. Just don't bother your pretty little heads by asking yourselves pointless questions such as 'so how many other shadowy characters from the murkier corners of the business world are in at the very highest levels of governmental decision-making?' Bo-ring!]
They even discover, with feigned horror, that the Ministry of Defence is sometimes approached by people who want to make money by selling weapons. Gosh. [Crikey, you'd almost think some people had a moral problem with the arms trade, wouldn't you?]
But none of this serious, detailed stuff [not that I've actually given you any serious detailed stuff, but we'll just take it as read that you are now a de facto expert] is the real point of what’s really being said. Everyone knows it. Nobody admits it. [If your Buggery Detector isn't blaring away by now then get out, you liberal nancy boy.]
Here’s what is really happening. [Here's what isn't really happening, but you're so easily distracted.] The modish Left know deep down that the public don’t agree with them about homosexuality. [You're a bigot, I'm a bigot, everyone's a bigot. That's what being normal means.] In private, they themselves may not even believe the noble public statements they so often make.[Even they are bigots! Whenever they get together, they love a bit of queer-bashing as much as we do. Trust me on this, I used to be a Trot myself and I'm a colossal bigot. See? QED.]
And so, without ever openly admitting what they are up to [because they aren't, of course - which is a typically wishy-washy lefty whinge], they destroyed a Minister they disliked for allegedly doing something they officially approve of. [No, you bloody fool, they don't approve of top-level collusion between supposedly democratic representatives of the people and money-grabbing profiteers. Go back to the beginning, and this time try to remember that I'm talking about your favourite topic and mine, i.e. buggery.]
I am no friend of Liam Fox. [He's beyond salvaging, and besides, who knows? maybe he really is a shirtlifter.] I know nothing about his private life and care less. [Not that it'll stop me from making you care passionately about it.] But I think it is a very dirty business that Left-wing newspapers, which claim to believe that homosexuality is no different from heterosexuality [not that they do of course: for example, I think even they know that pregnancy rarely ensues, but it's probably safe to assume you don't have the faintest idea of what's inside a left-wing paper], behave in this way. [Well it jolly well would be a dirty business if they did behave in this way.]
It’s particularly striking that this came almost immediately after the Prime Minister deliberately teased what is left of the Tory Party by saying he favoured homosexual marriage. [He's a bloody pinko himself, of course. Public school, you see, and you know what goes on in the toilets there... well, in fact you don't, because you're just a bloody grammar-school oik, but you do have a massive chip on your shoulder about people who have more money than you. So never mind, point made...]
I suspect that Mr Cameron was trying to goad the enfeebled Right wing of his party. [That's you I'm talking about, by the way, you gutless creeps.] If they had reacted, he would have crushed them to show who’s boss. [Over my dead body, buster. Just try it.]
The Left – and Mr Cameron is of the Left [what the hell, why not? If you're still with me, you'll clearly swallow any old shit] – have done this for many years. Moral conservatives have foolishly lumbered into the trap by objecting. [Blimey, I've tied myself in so many knots even I 'm not sure if I'm talking about the lefties or us any more - but not to worry, I've probably got you so lathered up that you no longer know which way up you are, or care.] And so they have allowed themselves to be smeared as the cruel persecutors of a gentle minority. [Blimey, did I really call the bum-bandits "a gentle minority" just then? Time for a nap soon, I think.]
But the events of the past week show clearly [they don't, of course, but we'll let that pass - come on, run with me, don't stop to think] that the Left, for all their noisy sanctity on the subject [you see, they're desperate to kid themselves that they love poofters really - but you and I both know that's not humanly possible], are far from free of prejudice against homosexuals, and quite ready to use such bigotry when it suits them to do so. [Which is, of course, my forte.]
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