[megamanbuttholewizard-blog]

A young butthole wizard stands in his bedroom.

[homorun]

[megamanbuttholewizard-blog]

"I’m going to fuck your parents

[homorun]

not if i fuck em first -_-

[megamanbuttholewizard-blog]

"G-gah! I can’t keep this cock in my asshole for much longer! I’m gonna explode!"

[medlithebird]

Who the hell is that

[twintailedprodigy-blog-deactiva]

...

"Um…..hi..?"

[medlithebird]

Hey you look cool you can actually fly unlike these nerds

[twintailedprodigy-blog-deactiva]

That’s right, I can!! I use my t-

Wait…

I look like I can fly? You really think that?

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone say something like that without me showing them !

W-wait…

Did you say I look cool too…?

[medlithebird]

Yeah let's team up

[medlithebird]

homorun reblogged your post and added:

"Fuck you."

[twintailedprodigy-blog-deactiva]

...

"Um…..hi..?"

[medlithebird]

Hey you look cool you can actually fly unlike these nerds

[medlithebird]

homorun started following you

You look like link but lame

[medlithebird]

Go away

[megamanbuttholewizard-blog]

http://megamanbuttholewizard.tumblr.com/

[medlithebird]

Go away

[medlithebird]

Go away

[nintenverse]

its me, the butthole wizard

WONDERFUL! WELCOME….!

[megamanbuttholewizard-blog]

its me, the butthole wizard

[medlithebird]

What are you some kind of 

[medlithebird]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

My earliest memory of a human is getting thrown across a canyon by some blonde guy