stupid AND dumb

hey I'm Mary. I am so sorry I used to be a fandom blog. I came back here after like eight years after twitter started to suck.

[lovebritney]

[meerkat-philosopher]

one day we’ll get to the bottom of why every influencer is fighting an extensive, perilous battle against bloating

[hahaimdrowning]

Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

[adelphicoracle]

I had never heard of this character before, but it really was published over a hundred years ago. Here’s a comics blog talking about her, and a couple more gems:

Obscurity of the Day: Militant Mary

It's hard to believe that this blog has been running over a dozen years now, and I am just now getting around to mak

[pansyfemme]

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

[curioscurio]

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

[dominiqueramseyart]

Sign of the moon 2024

[lunamonchtuna]

“And I dream too much and I don't write enough and I'm trying to find God everywhere.”

— Anis Mojgai, from Those Who Can Ride in an Airplane For the First Time

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

[huffylemon]

[leg-stealing-bee]

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

[leg-stealing-bee]

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

[likedovesdo]

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[clubcope]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[arahir]

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

[meerkat-philosopher]

can I come over and pace in a circle 2-3 times before laying down?