Feel like a hero yet?

25/Male/American uh is there other things I should put? I'm friends with a few people, I like to draw. I like Wasteland 2. And Nuclear Throne. Team fortress 2. Goblins and goblin adjacent characters (short, green, face go >:3). I like when people reblog my art. I sleep a lot. So my blogging schedule is erratic at best.

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

hP SaUCe??!!

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

im sorry, who drinks cranberry juice like that????

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Our Lord and saviour Gordon Ramsay

[cyclopsbully]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

one thing the Mandalorian has made clear

is that Yoda wasn’t on Dagobah for any mystical Force reasons, he was there because it was a literal smorgasbord for him. he was the apex predator in that bog, everything for miles around was probably TERRIFIED of him. every food chain ended in Yoda & his death came as a huge relief to the entire ecosystem.

[dwarf-scum]

Big question time though: did Yoda use the Force to hunt? Was he just sitting in his hut like hmm hungry I am and with a wave of his hand some poor frog just comes zipping in from outside and straight into his mouth?

[gallusrostromegalus]

I vote yes purely based on the hilarity of this image.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[batneko]

that is so fucking funny but MEAN

[freeshfries98]

So the moon is wet

You know what this means?

He wasn't bluffing

[dressestheband-deactivated20170]

[mens-rights-activia]

When you’re in the middle of a boss battle and your mom snatches you to come take a selfie with her so she can show your aunt Sherry how much you’ve grown but you couldn’t pause your game in time so you can hear the boss kicking your ass in the background while your mom, who’s really bad with technology, makes you keep retaking the picture

[the-pikacrew]

This is so specific and real I feel it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[ratfuck]

[fuck-customers]

I dealt with my first “Karen” today! And oh boy, was it something.

So my job has random secret shoppers to make sure the cashiers are checking for ID for 21+ purchases. I recently passed one, but I started checking more frequently to calm my anxiety. So I kindly ask this lady for her ID so she can buy cigarettes.

She proceeds to just tell me her birthday. I explain that I can’t accept that, I’ll lose my job and I need a physical ID.

Proceeds to claim she’s here all the time and my coworkers let her do this. I work night shift 4-5 days a week and most of the time, I’m on register or back up. I never saw her up til today and my coworkers aren’t stupid enough to do this with non regulars.

She wants a manager. Manager’s in the bathroom. Without freaking out, I actually managed to tell her that the manager will be here soon and proceed checking out other customers. The lady even tried to get the guy behind her to buy her cigarettes (luckily, he said no).

She left in a huff before my manager could get back. I was on this HIGH for standing up for myself!! Even my manager was on my side 🥰

MAN, THAT FELT GOOD. Sorry lady, I’m not risking my job and getting arrested.

I also had another customer actively try to HIDE their expiration date on their ID when I checked it. It has expired 8 months ago. Person said they’re waiting on a new one. Their ID expired pre pandemic (Florida allowed an extension for anyone who’s ID expired between April and July, I believe). Like...I can’t sell to you if the ID’s expired. It’s invalid.

[browsethestacks]

The Amazing Spider-Man by Lee Gatlin

[glutko]

I hope Cyberpunk 2077 turns out to be a bad game. I hope Reddit ends up shitting itself like it did with the original version of No Man’s Sky

[soloikismos]

is this bitch serious

[p0stmarxed]

[thatadult]

I don’t think welfare fraud is a problem period I genuinely don’t. I don’t care when it happens and it means nothing to me. I’m glad. As if the government doesn’t steal from you every day lmao… I don’t give a damn

[kipplekipple]

Everyone I have ever known who committed welfare fraud did so because what they were entitled to was not enough to allow them to survive so I don’t even give a shit.

[kirboob]

damn.... that landlord shit really did put a strain on them...

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

In October 2019 Eric Andre endorsed Bernie Sanders for president to which Hannibal publicly commented “too old.” People did not react favorably to this and then it came to light that Hannibal Buress is a landlord and opposed the prospect of rent control. THEN it came to light that he wanted to convert the housing he owned into an AirB&B Hotel (which he discussed in his act as well as at least one podcast but allegedly others) which meant he terminated some of his tenants’ leases early (though he did allegedly offer them monetary compensation for the move). Hannibal can also be seen personally trolling “nobodies” on twitter messaging them privately which may not be super relevant but to me demonstrates how this was very personal to him. Clearly the idea of Bernie getting elected got him really heated. Was it directly connected to his fairly recent accumulation of wealth?? Who can say? But the speculation here implies the moral incompatibility has affected their professional relationship if not their personal one.

[ivysaw]

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

[foodless]

even if you’re lesbians???????

[ivysaw]

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad