BLU'S LEAST FAVORITE PILOT

Mann Co. has opened a mail system recently, and Pilot is begrudgingly awaiting letters.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

They call me Pilot, I call me Terrence, but I'd prefer if you don't call me at all. Mann Co. required me to participate in this letter system thing, since RED team's Pilot seems to be doing well with it. What a load of bullshit.

They require me to hand over my file, which is pretty bad business practice if you ask me. Isn't that supposed to be confidential or something??

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i may mention other members of the tf2 cast while in character, but I am 100% open to interactions with any tf2 blogs, including ocs!

i don't tend to in-depth roleplay much (as in.. write like my characters are actually there), i mostly just do dialogue.

blu's blog was created may 30 2026, but pilot has existed since July of 2025 (first posted August 10 2025)

// mod is @scouts-real-husband !!

//red pilot's blog is @meet-the-red-pilot !!

(pilot blinkie made by my @the-pilot-fanblog, red team blinkie stolen from tenor!!)

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Theres a pansy flower plant left in his inbox with a note attached

“Sorry about the carnations :(“

-🏹

I.. I really don't know what you're getting at here. It's not working, whatever it is. But- even still.

I don't get why everyone's so... all of you are just like that for some reason. I'm here to work and nothing more, so why are you all so friendly??

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Theres a carnation flower plant left in his inbox

-🏹

...oh.

WHO PUT THIS HERE??

Whoever did it isn't going to get in my good graces! Plus, carnations can't survive in extreme heat or cold, so you practically doomed an innocent plant!

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Hey Pilot, how are ya? Have you done anything interesting recently?

why's it matter? don't act like you're interested in me.

I've been working on my little garden, since that's apparently public knowledge now, but what's it to you, anyway? I'm not trying to get all buddy-buddy with my team, so don't act like we're friends.

[sharpeyeshooter]

Oh c’mon, be a little more friendly. I’d say I’m pretty interested in you actually. N-Not like… romantically.. or anything… But anyway, I’d like to be friends. Although it doesn’t seem like you want that very much.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Hrm. Don't really know what to say to that, but.. doesn't really matter anyway. Even if I wanted to be friends, it wouldn't work out anyway. Wasn't made for relationships, quite literally.

...

I'll keep you posted if that ever changes though.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Hey Pilot, how are ya? Have you done anything interesting recently?

why's it matter? don't act like you're interested in me.

I've been working on my little garden, since that's apparently public knowledge now, but what's it to you, anyway? I'm not trying to get all buddy-buddy with my team, so don't act like we're friends.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

So you like plants, hm? Didn't expect that from you.

- @meet-the-red-chemist

don't snoop! how'd you like it if I looked through all your stuff and listened to your conversations? and of course you wouldn't expect it, I'm not the type of person to like them. I'm the type of person to kill everything I touch.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

You should be studied

right back at'cha. i've also spent too much of my life in a lab, so, no.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

pretty boy. handsome boy.

-🍃 anon

first off, you have horrible taste. second off, what's even the point with all this? I'm clearly not the nicest guy to interact with.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

jesus fuck. you're here too. Did red pilot put you up to this? oh my god I'm going to actually kill him. Well then, hello Chemist. Hopefully you existing won't be too grating for all of us.

And by all of us, I mean me.

(@meet-the-blu-pilot)

You seem pretty grouchy for the one who reached out first. Pretty sure nobody is forcing you to talk to me.

I could be wrong... I don't think I am.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

....

Touche.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

what kinda plants do you like !!

-angel

Who told you I liked plants? That isn't something I actively try to let people know. I suppose there's no point in pretending I don't though, so..

Aloe Vera and Thistle. They're very good at surviving in hotter climates. But for colder climates, I like pansies. It's difficult to take care of plants while not letting others know, so I usually only have a flowerpot or two at any given time.

Huh. That was actually kind of nice to talk about. You win this time, angel.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

who is your favorite coworker? well, maybe not favorite, but the one you hate the least.

Finally someone that seems to get it. I'd say my least hated coworker would be Sniper. He doesn't go out of his way to cause an uproar, and keeps to himself. I can respect that.

Seeing as I hate the more chill mercs less than the others, you'd assume I would have Spy on the list. But no. He's at the top of my hates. Fuck that guy. I hope he gets permanent blood stains on his hoity-toity rich scum suits.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

holy wow you are stunning

(🍃 anon please?)

...

what?

you don't just walk up to a guy and say that.

well, maybe you do if you don't fear social interaction, but I am the least likely guy to respond positively to this. What even is the end goal here?

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Does the N/A for sexuality on this pilot's file mean hes aro/ace/both or does he just not want to tell us? (If this seems rude in any way I am very sorry)

//mod is speaking!

Terrence is not aromantic or asexual, he is bi and demisexual! However since he's a clone, he's seen as nothing but cannon fodder and expendable, so Mann Co doesn't assume he's even capable of attraction, and don't really expect him to live long enough to retire from being a mercenary and maybe get a partner. They kinda don't really see him as much of a human in general.

That's why there's also an N/A in his personal info, as he was created to be a weapon, not a person. (That is also why he's so pissed off about it!)

Thank you for asking!!

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

HELLO!

-Blu!Florist

Jesus Christ there's more of you working here than I was informed would be. But a florist, eh? Not the worst, I can admit.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

hey dude,, if you want me to be patronizing i can. was not what i was doing beforehand, but I certainly can.

-angel

oh, piss off.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

i think you do !!!!!

don't patronize me.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

you didn't answer my question.