Red Team's Chemist

Red Team Chemist. Thats... Literally all there is to it.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

I guess I can get letters now, too. I can't promise I'll respond on time, but I can try! You'd be surprised how much of of my time is taken up by the respawn machine... Which probably wouldn't be an issue if I stopped drinking random chemicals on accident....

cool thing i made... idk.

ILL PUT MORE STUFF LATER OK I NEED LIKE.... TO DRAW HIM. LEAVE ME ALONE.

The mod is always tired and so is Chemist. I promise i don't mean anything by it if I don't respond right away.

dni:: No strict dni but i will block freely if you're weird

tags::

Chemist fUCKING EXPLODES - this is not a real tag i just think im funny

#chemist writes - answering asks

#chemist interacts - interactions.... genuinely just what that tag says......

#chemist's creator shouts into the void (aka #chemist updates - modposting :)

anons: (i have anons... im crying i love this)

🍃anon

Pfp was made by @meet-the-red-pilot... he made me do this. i also stole almost all of his tags. Oh well.

the mod is dying over here im so fucking awkward

also from the mod, get ready for the most INCONSISTENT personality EVER.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

Hello, dear. How are you?

You seem quite interesting. Anyhow, welcome!

I seem to be a bit late, but that never hurts.

-🫀

You're really not that late at all. I haven't been here very long. I appreciate the compliment though.

And I'm doing as well as I can be. I hope you are as well.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

So you like plants, hm? Didn't expect that from you.

- @meet-the-red-chemist

Don't snoop! How'd you like it if I looked through all your stuff and listened to your conversations? And of course you wouldn't expect it, I'm not the type of person to like them. I'm the type of person to kill everything I touch.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

But you evidently don't kill everything you touch, if you keep plants.

Unless, of course, you suddenly unlocked the ability to care for plants telekinetically.

Either way, it is interesting.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

got any hobbies?

I like to sleep, if that counts. Aside from that, I guess I like to read.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

please take the hint im begging

🍃 anon

I don't really know what you mean by this..? What are you hinting at that I'm missing?

[meet-the-red-chemist]

so um. what's going on at red base. just wondering so blu can maybe send our spy. totally.

(@meet-the-blu-pilot)

...

Why exactly would I give away information so you could send someone who usually wants to kill us? That seems. counterproductive? For red?

[meet-the-red-chemist]

oh sweetie

he's dumb too

doubly cute

🍃 anon

I would argue my job usually requires me to not be dumb, actually.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

jesus fuck. you're here too. Did red pilot put you up to this? oh my god I'm going to actually kill him. Well then, hello Chemist. Hopefully you existing won't be too grating for all of us.

And by all of us, I mean me.

(@meet-the-blu-pilot)

You seem pretty grouchy for the one who reached out first. Pretty sure nobody is forcing you to talk to me.

I could be wrong... I don't think I am.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

....

Touche.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

Feel free to try again whenever you want, without sounding murderous, mkay?

[meet-the-red-chemist]

you synthesize your own chemicals huh

how cute

very professional

I would hope it would be professional.. seeing as it is. my profession. Its kind of the only thing I do.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

jesus fuck. you're here too. Did red pilot put you up to this? oh my god I'm going to actually kill him. Well then, hello Chemist. Hopefully you existing won't be too grating for all of us.

And by all of us, I mean me.

(@meet-the-blu-pilot)

You seem pretty grouchy for the one who reached out first. Pretty sure nobody is forcing you to talk to me.

I could be wrong... I don't think I am.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

why hello

you seem lovely

what do you do at the base

🍃anon

Ah. Hello. Thank you..?

I wish I could say I was useful or productive outside of matches, but I spend most of my time either sleeping or working on the chemicals I use in matches. Aside from that... I spend a lot of time in the respawn machine. Its not my fault I keep mixing up my coffee and whatever chemicals I'm working with...

[meet-the-red-chemist]

Hi there Chem! Good to see you joined this whole thing :D

I learned about these little faces, and they're so cute, wouldn't you think? :) :0

(@meet-the-red-pilot)

Hi there, Pilot! Glad to be here, (I think)

I do like the little faces. Where'd you find out about those?

[meet-the-red-pilot]

Some letter writers shared the info with me! :p

Also, how was the last respawn? I heard it was pretty rough for you last match, and wanted to check if you're alright. The team needs their chemist after all!

[meet-the-red-chemist]

When are the respawns not rough. I think that machine just hates me.

Either that or the amount that i end up going through the respawn machine is what causes the issues...

Either way. I'll be fine with time.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

Ah, Hello! I'm Angel! You must be the Chemist! It's a pleasure to meet ya mate! Unfortunately Mr. Mundy is out sick, so I'll be replacing him till he's better! Just a heads up!

@firehawk-bushman-tf2oc

Huh. I wasn't aware there was a backup sniper. Interesting.

I guess I'll see you around then.

[meet-the-red-chemist]

Hi there Chem! Good to see you joined this whole thing :D

I learned about these little faces, and they're so cute, wouldn't you think? :) :0

(@meet-the-red-pilot)

Hi there, Pilot! Glad to be here, (I think)

I do like the little faces. Where'd you find out about those?