Micheal Monday

G'day

[sharpeyeshooter]

Dunno, thought I should introduce myself. I’m Sniper from team BLU. Demoman showed me that others were on this strange website so why not join the party?

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pfp made by @crocketpopper45

time zone is u.s. central / CST

ref sheet down below, colors are normal BLU snipers colors

he has audhd

and has lactose intolerance [poor guy]

hes basically just me if i was blu sniper

height: 5’9

age: late 20s early 30s

orientation: bi with a big preference in men, almondsexual

enjoys fallout type music

transgender ftm

MULTISHIP!!! romantic interactions are okay, HEAVY NO ON SEXUAL INTERACTIONS.

gif creds:

https://jack-dawlia.neocities.org/page/graphics

https://www.deviantart.com/radiotrophic/gallery?q=tf2

https://www.tumblr.com/tea-and-blinkies

https://mallopng.tumblr.com/

[bestistbostonboy69]

yo i need to start thinkin bout what to do for my first blog aniversary on July 24. feel like dats important yget me. imagen. a whole ass year of me bein awsome on this site. dats sumth worth celebratin.

[sharpeyeshooter]

Our blog anniversaries are 2 days apart. Pretty nice.

[pplayingwithfire]

Drew myself while havin’ ta listen to Solly talk ‘bout our surprise ‘ambush’ fer BLU Team some time this week. Whaddya guys think?

[sharpeyeshooter]

Surprise.. what.

The drawings nice though I will admit.

[pplayingwithfire]

Oh hey, thanks!

Don't worry 'bout the other thing.

[sharpeyeshooter]

No I’m definitely worrying.

Wait.. I don’t even hafta worry. I’m good at my goddamn job. Carry on.

[pplayingwithfire]

Drew myself while havin’ ta listen to Solly talk ‘bout our surprise ‘ambush’ fer BLU Team some time this week. Whaddya guys think?

[sharpeyeshooter]

Surprise.. what.

The drawings nice though I will admit.

[sharpeyeshooter]

I’m hungry and tired and my eyes are puffy and stingy. How’s everyone doing?

[avian-malpractice]

"I'm doing well! Mildly annoyed vith my Sniper but zhat is a pretty regular thing"

[sharpeyeshooter]

Yeah makes sense since yer both RED *chuckle*

[sharpeyeshooter]

I’m hungry and tired and my eyes are puffy and stingy. How’s everyone doing?

[pplayingwithfire]

Hello, BLU person! I shouldn’t tell… but I’ve been on my post fer the whole night.

[sharpeyeshooter]

You should try to sleep, or drink an energy drink to getcha through the day, then sleep till 3 in the afternoon. Thats what I do.

[sharpeyeshooter]

I’m hungry and tired and my eyes are puffy and stingy. How’s everyone doing?

[sharpeyeshooter]

do ya like blueberries?

I like the sweet ones! I also like ‘em in cake.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Hey Pilot, how are ya? Have you done anything interesting recently?

why's it matter? don't act like you're interested in me.

I've been working on my little garden, since that's apparently public knowledge now, but what's it to you, anyway? I'm not trying to get all buddy-buddy with my team, so don't act like we're friends.

[sharpeyeshooter]

Oh c’mon, be a little more friendly. I’d say I’m pretty interested in you actually. N-Not like… romantically.. or anything… But anyway, I’d like to be friends. Although it doesn’t seem like you want that very much.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Hrm. Don't really know what to say to that, but.. doesn't really matter anyway. Even if I wanted to be friends, it wouldn't work out anyway. Wasn't made for relationships, quite literally.

...

I'll keep you posted if that ever changes though.

[sharpeyeshooter]

Yeah.. okay thanks mate.

[meet-the-blu-pilot]

Hey Pilot, how are ya? Have you done anything interesting recently?

why's it matter? don't act like you're interested in me.

I've been working on my little garden, since that's apparently public knowledge now, but what's it to you, anyway? I'm not trying to get all buddy-buddy with my team, so don't act like we're friends.

[sharpeyeshooter]

Oh c’mon, be a little more friendly. I’d say I’m pretty interested in you actually. N-Not like… romantically.. or anything… But anyway, I’d like to be friends. Although it doesn’t seem like you want that very much.

[sharpeyeshooter]

Tell NO ONE I said this, but I think Scout likes ya

Really?! Which one?

[sharpeyeshooter]

(Cultist gives u a gift!)

@meet-the-blu-cultist

(hiyao mod!! :D)

Awh! A little rubber ducky! Thanks mate, I love it

[sharpeyeshooter]

Hi everyone! Forgot I had an account here…

[sharpeyeshooter]

can you draw Michael drinking a beer while watching football

//yes i can

[sharpeyeshooter]

How's it feel bein' tha #2 sniper, mate?

– @theredbushman

Hey! Who decided that you’re #1? My team’s been beatin’ yer asses almost every match!

[theredbushman]

Keep hallucinatin'

[sharpeyeshooter]

I’m not bloody hallucinating!!

[sharpeyeshooter]

How's it feel bein' tha #2 sniper, mate?

– @theredbushman

Hey! Who decided that you’re #1? My team’s been beatin’ yer asses almost every match!

[sniperrpblog]

“What is sniperspy? I keep see bloody tags…..”

[sharpeyeshooter]

*Micheal goes silent and closes his eyes while smiling, a single tear rolling down his face*

[sniperrpblog]

*Mick raised his eyebrows*

“Yo, mate…. Why are you crying…?”

[sharpeyeshooter]

*He starts laughing a little*

You really have no idea…

Mate…. sniperspy is a “ship name” for a Sniper and a Spy together..