Sarcastic Creampuff

* Straight from hell * Poland * I'm gay and useless when there's pretty girl nearby * 22 y/o * Any pronouns go, but it's been feeling more masculine * English philology major (unfortunately) *

[akajustmerry]

I still think it's crazy what happened after the birds of prey movie in the sense that we got literally the best live action Harley film EVER that was a beautiful excellent gay ass exquisitely crafted action film that actually gave a shit about Harley Quinn and her world and her perspective and WOMEN and, like........ loud assholes called it a flop (it wasn't even a flop) and the pandemic happened and the James gunn took over DC and took Harley from, "don't call me dumb I have a phd motherfucker" to making fucking fart jokes in one of the worst reboots ever made and the Letterboxd film twitter fake freaks who didn't bother with bop gave James Gunn credit for making Harley cool and now we'll probably never see another Harley movie or a Gotham City Sirens movie because people refused to show up for a Harley Quinn movie that was made by and mostly starred women of colour. Like, this shit haunts me. March 2020 when Birds of Prey came out I had something so good, and it's like it never mattered. Even when people were calling Barbie Margot's girl power movie..... I'm forever screaming into the abyss. Birds of Prey 2020, you were my everything and I'm sorry they treated you so bad.

[laceybarbedwire]

So...Madame Web is messy but it's about deeply awkward Dakota Johnson dressing like Emma Swan from OUAT and accidentally adopting a WLW Polycule so I have no notes

[daily-spooky]

[fairydropart]

Bumblebee Pup

[mefistoinsomnia]

@magnuswinchester

[coven-of-chaos-magic]

I’m like 80% convinced Agatha sunk the titanic because Rio was ignoring her

[fatherfigure-femme]

billy being the black heart lillia wrote down is so funny because it means agatha ate that fucking paper for nothing 😭 what a lesbian situationship does to a mf

[my-ny]

Agatha All Along + text posts pt 3/?

[the-ominous-owl]

rio being amused by agatha's shenannigans.

[lookingforthesteamer]

ngl i find it so funny that people are babygirl posting about lilia like ykw yeah sometimes your pookie is three-time tony award winner patti lupone

[harrietdyker]

no the POINT is NOT that rio was the first person to ever show agatha love blah blah soft girlfriends battling the trauma of abuse NO

the POINT is that THE PERSONIFICATION OF DEATH saw a human being so DEVOTED to the act of living that they COULD NOT comprehend dying and fell in LOVE with her and that HUMAN BEING saw this entity that NO ONE is meant to survive and and fell in LOVE with her

the POINT is that they EXIST in PERFECT tandem and in COMPLETE contradiction to each other. the POINT, the IRONY, is that they give each other exactly what they need, but must take from each other the only thing they want.

[a-crochet-spider]

Agatha being Jolene in the MCU was NOT on my 2024 bingo card lmfao

[themousefromfantasyland]

Diversity wins!!!

Billy Maximoff is gay, Jewish, and emo.

And Agatha Harkness is Jolene

[yesokayiknow]

every other long lived supernatural being: i have to avoid cameras and anything else that could make it hard for me to disappear and start a new life when people inevitably notice that i don't age

jen kale: what's up youtube let's talk about magic crystals

[loserlesbiansblog]

incredible that marvel has like maybe a dozen gay characters (all movies and shows- not just MCU) and aubrey plaza is 2 of them.

[natedevereaux]

maybe someone already made this joke but like. it's the first thing i thought of, i had to

the crazy she eats for breakfast:

[doctorryland]

my head 24/7: WE GO DOWN DOWN, DOWN THE ROAD. DOWN THE WITCHES ROAD. DOWN THE WITCHES ROAD!

[chaosinbodyform]