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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

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a legend

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Then she bubbled her.

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A Steven Universe music video, summarizing all the events and hints leading up to “A single pale rose” (Spoilers)…

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guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

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https://netflixlife.com/2018/05/10/netflix-revive-brooklyn-nine-nine/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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direct link to Netflix suggestion form, so you dont have to scroll thru two (2) articles to find the link:

Netflix Request TV Shows or Movies page

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How Bad Can I Be but only The Onceler saying bad

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this is what anxiety is like any time i do anything lmfaoo

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Thor, bursting into the room: guys I think I like Bruce, what do I do?

Loki, painting his nails while sipping wine: honestly brother, just seduce him with your oversized muscles, that seems like something he’d be into

Valkyrie, braiding Loki’s hair and chugging straight from the bottle: suplex him. lovingly.

Bruce, painting Loki’s toenails: you could just tell me

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Ay caramba. (via Duck_Sparrow)

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Yuki 🐟

terezis

hello im HERE and i wanna talk about TAAKITZ

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a skeleton? getting seduced by an extraplanar alien in a pointy hat? it’s more likely than u think

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actually what i want to talk about is how taako is an alien. he’s an elf but he’s also an alien. yeah. he’s not like the other sun elves on this plane… his teeth are sharper. his eyes do that thing cats’ do when you happen across one in the dark. that’s not normal. he can echolocate. that’s not normal! that’s canon, babey.

taako echolocates to find something in the quad one day and avi’s like “what the fuck” but this seems very ordinary and mundane to magnus and merle. yeah, they say. all elves can do that, right? avi’s just like what??? n. no???

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taako just stands up and screams. oh, tight, there’s his magazine.

across the quad, lucretia, suddenly realizing that elves here do not echolocate, whispers “fuck" very quietly to herself. forgot to put that one in ya books, huh, luce.

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OH MY GOD

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Dropping Ice Down a 90m Borehole in Antarctica Makes a Very Unexpected Sound

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clatter clatter clatterclatterclatterclatterclatter [cartoon gunshot].

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This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

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That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

#audio #good

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(Useless/Surprising) Magical Items

So I was having a lovely conversation with @princeofsparrows about magic and magical items and he sent me several links to very useful lists and tables. Those can be used by any DM to improve the game and set some more fun/challenge into the game without adding enemies or limiting themselves to always better armors and weapons.

My players usually discuss for an hour about the best way to open every door with a single rune on it (even if the rune actually just means “toilets”). So if I give them an omniously glowing fork and they will turn around it for half of the evening…

We decided to share with you some links with awesome ideas for loot (or your NPC merchants). The links below include (but are not limited to):

Belt of Pants: This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will.

Digging Spoon: This tiny spoon can dig through any substance with a forceful push.

Hungry coin: Cursed. Will attempt to eat other coins that it comes into contact with. Eats 100 coins an hour.

Crossbow of Whispers (Weapon, light crossbow): You can use an action to whisper a message and fire a bolt from this weapon at a target within range. If you hit, the target (and only the target) hears the message.

Scroll of Cure Blindness: Cures blindness when read.

So… The List™ :

Dakhem Uaid’s Big Book of Useless Magic Items - 200 items, some very useful some dangerous…

Alacrity’s Robe of Useful Items - 1 single item but it’s a robe of holding (kinda)

Goblin Punch: d100 Minor Magical Items - as stated in the title.

100 Interesting Magic Items: The first half - 50 items

donjon, 5e Random Generator - Weird Magic Item generator

(1) Reddit - 3.5 Or anything. DMs of Reddit! What is one of the weirdest homebrewed items you’ve given your players, that they appreciated?

(2) Reddit - Hilariously Useless Magical Items - Post your ideas!

RPG.NET - 101 Silly/Useless Magic Items - You need to read through 7 pages of the thread but there are some very nice ideas!

1001 most useless (dungeons and dragons) magical items - There are actually 21 of them on this list but they are really useless. It could be nice to drop something like that on the players so they can have some fun…

Now I will let @princeofsparrows to continue. He still has some things to add :)

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The great thing about a lot of these items is that, despite their apparent uselessness, as with most things in D&D, an innovative player can find some use for it… and I feel it throws a bit of a wrench into the mix. Here are some other honorable mentions: