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Dr. Wily: I've recently learned that for some reason, insurance companies hate supervillains, which is weird since they're basically the same thing.

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Wave Man: What is wrong with my face?!

Fire Man: Would you like the list alphabetically or in descending order of grossness?

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Metal Man: We're getting someone new in the group.

Quick Man: Are we stealing them?

Crash Man: New or used?

Metal Man: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Metal Man: Last week I asked Dr. Wily to arrange a group of robot masters to spread chaos.

Metal Man, gesturing to his brothers: I got these assholes.

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Bass: What's Duo got that I haven't got?

Mega Man, trolling him: Godlike power?

Proto Man, joining him: A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?

Bass: ... Jerks.

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Roll: Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?

Oilman: You of all people should know we discontinued that promotion.

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Bass: What can I say? I'm a rude, edgy boy. I listen to Blink-182.

Mega Man: Oh, wait, really?

Bass: No. We're not connecting over this. Don't — Don't even try. No. Don't even—

Mega Man: Hey, hey, MCR! MCR, they — they put out a new song, you remember that? You see that? You see that on Twitter?

Bass: I saw that.

Mega Man: I saw it. It was — it was great—

Bass: You're not gonna get me to care about you just because you like MCR!

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Roll: What are we supposed to do? Without Mega Man, evil is running rampant through the streets!

Dr. Wily: I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets.

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Pump Man: Hey everyone. I'm gay.

Blade Man: yeah no shit

Commando Man: Easy, Blade. Thank you for telling us, Pump. We love you.

Chill Man: Proud of you, dude.

Nitro Man: I just hit someone with my car

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Bass: I hate love. Love makes people do stupid things.

Rock: I love everything!

Bass: That explains a lot.

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Roll: It all comes down to this one kick. Can a young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete as a male?

Protoman: You know Roll, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.

Roll:

Protoman: ... What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.

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Flash Man: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.

Heat Man: Ignite it is.

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Dr. Light: You're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated.

Protoman: outta my way boy im about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

Protoman: hopital

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Proto Man: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Proto Man, gesturing to Bass and Mega Man fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

Proto Man: Bass, we need that!

Bass, holding Mega Man over a trash can: Nope.

Proto Man: Gimme it—

Bass: It’s garbage.

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Rock: Let's bury the hatchet, Bass. 

Bass: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

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Bomb Man: so i can either bake these at 400 degrees for 10 minutes... OR i can do 4,000 degrees for one minute

Mega Man: Bomb Man, that’s not how it works...

Bomb Man: floor it??

Mega Man: no.

Bomb Man: what about.... I USE 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND!!!!

Mega Man: BOMB MAN YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE LAB DOWN

Bomb Man: I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE THESE FUCKING COOKIES

Mega: BOMB MAN PLEASE

Cut Man: in life, you are either Mega Man or Bomb Man

Cut Man: i choose Bomb Man, use four billion at 0.1 second to bake them

Mega Man: who is very distraught: IF HE BURNS DOWN THE LAB BECAUSE OF THIS I WILL END YOU