#incorrect megaman

[shadow-coolness]

*Megaman and Roll are heading to a Skull shaped island*

MegaMan: You know what i like best about Wily?

Roll: Whats that?

MegaMan: His subtlety.

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Dr. Wily: I've recently learned that for some reason, insurance companies hate supervillains, which is weird since they're basically the same thing.

[shychangling]

puts an agenda down. leaves

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

Quick Man: Let's get one thing straight. (Turns on rainbow-coloured lights display) I'm not. Wood Man: ... Wood Man: Quick, I support you and all, but this is a really weird way to come out to me.

[shadow-coolness]

Oh hey man so is your living weapon single or…?

Iris to Wily about Zero

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Proto Man: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Proto Man, gesturing to Bass and Mega Man fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

Proto Man: Bass, we need that!

Bass, holding Mega Man over a trash can: Nope.

Proto Man: Gimme it—

Bass: It’s garbage.

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Quick Man: What if I strapped a bomb to my boomerang? Could this be an effective weapon?

Metal Man: Aerodynamics aside, I'm curious what tactical advantage you're expecting to gain by having the high explosive fly back at you if it misses the target.

[shadow-coolness]

*A bunch of video game characters are in a meeting stage*

Sonic: Does anyone know why we’re here?

Mario: Nope-A

Ratchet: I thought you guys knew?

Ty: I just got a letter saying something important was being announced.

Rayman: Not getting my hopes up.

MegaMan: Same.

Crash: *Bandicoot gibberish*

Kirby: Poyo.

*the lights turn off and spotlights shine on the stage as fog covers it*

???: So im finally back, performing for you. If you know my name, you can cheer for me too. Put your paws together i’ve been gone so long and this time….

Bubsy: What could pawssibly go wrong?

……

Everyone: What the FU-